Bernard Black

Have you noticed that we've been SILENT?

I'm going to announce our hiatus. It should be fairly obvious be the fact that things have not been posted since June but I am going to be friendly and offer and explanation.
The next story in the line is Sharmie's. It actually has quite a lot to do with future plotlines, along with the next next one, which is also by her. Unfortunately, her computer exploded, leaving her completely bereft of said stories, meaning that she has to rewrite them from memory. Which is SOUL-SUCKING, especially considering that this is meant to be for FUN.
So, uh, don't be surprised if we don't have anything for a while. Uh...two people who read this. No-one will see this. Who am I kidding? I'm just posting it because I wanted to post something.
whoa, uhura, sweet

40: Battle of the Bands

Title: Battle of the Bands
Author: Paisley
Rating: PG-13 for some foul language and Russell
Summary: Julian, Noel, Matt, Rich, and Richard Ayoade decide to start a band.
Author's Notes: I'm just surprised they haven't formed a band already. The idea was kind of inspired by this doodle I did of those guys (as themselves, not AU story characters) posing as if they were in a band.

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see it now!

39: Shakespeare's Beard in the Modern World

Title: Shakespeare's Beard in the Modern World
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG? There's no swearing, i think...
Summary: Leah and Julian have different ideas of what a good class is.
Author's Notes: I love this story. It's one of the first that spends a lot of time in a class. It's based off my Existentialism prof, but story prof is more of an asshole and less interesting. Not accurate. Just so you know. But it's fun! :)

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severe case of the gay

38: Berry & Fulcher

Title: Berry & Fulcher
Author: Sharmie
Rating: NOT FIT FOR HUMAN EYES---NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS DISGUSTING.
Summary: Berry & Fulcher. Together.
Author's Notes: Please do not read this. You will cry. I mostly wrote it because my brain was still scarred and I wanted to overwrite it and I wrote this and it's so much worse please don't read it. It's so gross. The only funny part is how i avoid using the word penis. So, you've been warned, do not read this, I'm only posting it because technically it falls into the storyline. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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FotC

37: The Gig

Title: The Gig
Author: Leah
Rating: PG for about one concept, I think.
Summary: Jemaine and Bret actually manage to get a gig.
Author's Notes: The fictional FotC characters are in because we love them so much. Also, this is based on a dream I had once. Note: The actual FotC concert was nothing like this. ...Pity.
Also, you can clearly see that I've started just writing fanfic instead of a pitiful excuse for RPF. This gets worse later. Sorry.

 

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whoa, uhura, sweet

34: Irish Crime (part 2)

Title: Irish Crime
Author: Paisley
Rating: PG or something very low. It is quite family-friendly, except for all the crime.
Summary: The roommates look for a new place to live, as their townhouse imploded.
Author's Notes: FUN FACT: The title "Irish Crime" comes from Sharmie misreading a lollipop that was flavoured "Irish Creme".

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whoa, uhura, sweet

34: Irish Crime (part 1)

Title: Irish Crime
Author: Paisley
Rating: PG or something very low. It is quite family-friendly, except for all the crime.
Summary: The roommates look for a new place to live, as their townhouse imploded.
Author's Notes: FUN FACT: The title "Irish Crime" comes from Sharmie misreading a lollipop that was flavoured "Irish Creme".
 

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Don't ever touch me

33: New Year's Eve

Title: New Year's Eve
Author: Paisley
Rating: Erm, somewhere between PG-13 and R. Nothing too bad, but don't want to offend anyone. Who am I kidding, of course I do!
Summary: After an unsuccessful New Year's Eve party, Julian and Noel ring in the New Year alone.
Author's Note: So many stories! Third post. The post that hurts the most. And it will. Due to my INSANELY AWESOME WRITNG SKILLLLLZ!!! :D

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