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two small children just walked into the store and asked to use my phone to call a parent because they’re lost. my phone speaker doesn’t work so I can only make calls with earbuds in. so i was like let’s walk across the street to my friend’s shop and use his phone. so i’m holding their hands and crossing the road when their older siblings (who could not be older than 12) walk past, almost miss us, then say (with no urgency whatsoever) “oh! there you guys are. we thought you fell through a sewer grate.”
i’d even thought to myself “wow these kids are SO calm about being lost and knew exactly what to do!” then the older siblings made me think perhaps that’s because this was not their first rodeo
“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"
Never fear, joggers are here!
*wild cheering* /scene
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(defense) attorney culture is like the opposite of cop culture. lawyers hate all other lawyers with a barely concealed passion, yes, even their partners at the law firm. no solidarity, 85% drama and 15% social niceties. they’ll hang out together socially on occasion but they hate each other to their core. they’re like betta fish.
cop: Officer Misconduct would do that, he’s a good lawman, he was the best man at my wedding and I’m lucky to have known him.
doctor: I’ve worked with my colleague, Dr. Malpractice, for 15 years now and I have never witnessed the behavior you are describing.
defense attorney: Yeah, that sounds like something that stupid bastard would try. He doesn’t have the good sense to navigate his way out of a wet cardboard box, much less construct a sound legal defense. He has the integrity of a fucking gnat too. When we were in law school 35 years ago, he barfed in the back seat of my Mercedes after a night out and he never paid to get it cleaned. Even his wife can’t stand him. Fucker. I hate that guy.
he NEEEDS to be in a heartbreaking situationship i SWEAR guys it'd be enrichment for himmm
situtonShip perfec t for put rgb i\n!
Me rebloffing anything and adding anything to the post: Fuccck they're gonna hate me i need to kill myself if they doooo
ialwayscomeback-somerabitsaid asked:
I have the idea for a exhero oc who used to be genuinely pretty great friends with rgb and is still on surprisingly good terms.. They also have a silly little banter where they act flirty in a 'ewwww who is that freak ewww' way, I could also see them being like " you have kids now? Damn why am I the last person who gets to know everything- "
I just don't know what their art should be sufjeke.. I'm considering something like street art or candle making..That counts as its own lil art right? Ehhhidunno
normystical answered:
BOTH OF THOSE OPTIONS SOUND SOSOSO COOLS ACTUALLY ,, YOU SHOULD GO FOR ITTT ,,
dude i don't normally like to dig at peoples fun i generally think people having fun is good but it is slightly disheartening when there's a really really good story about a strong platonic relationship and then the only thing the fans can do is ship the characters or worse make a crack ship with an unrelated character from another media because it's like they can't STAND a lack of romance in media like they absolutely must try to insert romance where it is absolutely not needed or relevant and honestly sours the story/media a lot more for me or they'll Die because they can't just be happy with a really good platonic relationship. it makes me very sad as a demiromantic girlie.
