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Malacath Witness These Hands

@orcboxer

He/him. Gay ace mute dude with fists for hands. I love orcs and I love punching. I have the stiff, lethargic body language of a neanderthal who hasn't thawed yet. I drive a 2003 Ford Tulpa. I can neither see nor hear Tom Hanks. Castaway was a very confusing film for me as I'm sure you can imagine.

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If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that there are two things you should know about me, and those two things are my fists. Square up

2 hour delivery time frame. only a 10 minute period in which I am unavailable to sign for the package. guess when they got there

Actually he took out a gun with which he shot himself

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why did the italian restaurant give him a gun instead of a meatball marinara......

They didn’t the meme is fake to trick people. he didn’t get a sandwich he shot himself in the news because he got accused that he was doing embezzlement and was in trouble so he just took out a gun from the bag and killed himself but not from an Italian restaurant he just brought it from home

i feel like he would’ve had a better time with a meatball sub to be perfectly honest

for real when you gotta choose between a gun and a meatball sub 9/10 you would have a better time with the meatball sub

another day of bad manga, this time with one of the best-worst police siren sounds ive ever seen