A man is staying at a hotel,he is on business,he asks one ov the staff one day if they can get him a beautiful woman,he says "Yeah I can do that for you sir,when do you want her?"
"Tonight if you can!?"
"Ok!"
That night he hears a rapping on the door,when he opens it he sees the most gorgeous woman ever,she says
"What can I do you for sir?"
"Uhmmm I fancy some hand releif,are you very good at that?"
She says to him"Follow me,open the curtains and what car do you see parked down there?"
"A Bentley V-8!"
"Thats because I am good at hand relief!"" I got given that for being that good at it!"
So he lays back,and has a damn good time!
He asks her back the next night.
Knock on the door,there she is
"What do you want from me tonight sir?"
"How about oral sex?,are you any good at that?"
"follow me,open the curtains,what do you see besides the Bentley V-8?"
"A coffee bar!"
"Yep thats how good I am at oral sex,ok?"" I bought that from my earnings!"
So he lays back,has an even better night!
He asks her back the next night!
Tap,tap on the door he opens it,there she is,still stunning!
"What delight does sir want tonight?"
"I fancy some pussy,you any good at that?"
"Follow me!"he opens the curtain............"Whats beside the coffee bar?"
"A branch ov Tescoes",damn you dont own them do you?"
"Well perhaps if I had a pussy!"
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Bi male here, I luv to give head and I LUV coming in my own mouth. Feel free to friend me up. Thanks. aaahhh.
Okay lets get this trivial bullshit out of the way first..blah blah blah first time post..yada yada yada massive oral fixation..there we got the basics..can i say somethin real quick? that sailor_luna chick...uh cyber sex right? uuuh okay..never saw the purpose to it..but thats my own opinion..did make for an interesting read..right bout now im like craving something or someone to bite and there's no one around to do it to so yeah im sorry if im acting like a BITCHn
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Hey! I just meet this cutie and this is what happen...(Note: this DOES contains sexual content... not suitable for those of the age of 13 and under...)
is him
> is me!!!
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wb
> YAY!!!!
(snuggles again
> AHH WARM!
(smiles sweetly at you)
(kisses you)
> kisses back
you like me huh
?
> yes i do
(frenches you)
> * stops * ah crap!!
you g2g
> no
oh
ok
> my computer keep logging me off@!
oh
(frenches you again)
> so if I like leave then that means I have to log in... again!
ok
> your kisses taste sweet!
(rubs your breast)
nice
> * kisses back soft ly *
mmmmm
(squeezes it softly)
> ahh...
like that
> yes.... feel good...
(does it more
(smiles)
> * begins to kiss your neck and chest *
mmmmmmmm
(opens your top)
(suckles your breas t
(licking your nipple)
> ahh...
> * puts hands down your pant *
(is 14inches)
> wow!
Now which anime guy do you drool for
> ahhh.... Trunks...
wanna suck me?
dear?
> i will be honored
(pulls out my co ck)
go for it
> begins to suck on the head
mmmm
yesssss
> roll my tonuge around your shaft
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
> begin to go fater
mmmmmmmmm
> faster
> plays with your balls
mmmmm be gentle
> i will ^_^
< Tru nks> ok
> begins to suck on your balls,sotfly
mmmmmmm
> and hand-job your shaft
(squirts cum on your face
oops
> * Licks it off * YUM!
> * Opens mouth *
> * sucks you away *
mmmmmmmmmm
> going faster
ohhhhh hhhh hhhh
> AHH TRUNKS I JUST LOVE YOU!
(cums in your mouth
> * Glumps down fast *
> there SO much!!
(goes and licks your pussy
> ahhh...
(licks harder)
> yes!...a-AH!
(licks your inside pussy walls
> oh Trunks.. finger me p lease!!
(licks the inside all around)
(rubs your clit)
> YES!!!
> I'm about to cum!
(lcks your clit)
(bites it too)
> A-AHH!!
(tugs on it too
?
> ummm
> please finger me again!
(does)
(very fast and hard
hows this
> yes good... ummmm
Dear
> I'm cuming again!!
(eats your cum)
darling
> oh sweethart
are you ready
> kisses you
> yes i am
ok
(slides cock in you)
> ohh your SO big!
(pumps you)
> Ahhhhh...
(pumps harder
> oh this feels so good trunks...
Ryoko
can i ask you something
> yes sure...
Will you have my child
> yes I would
(doubles my speeds)
> AHHH!!
> yes!!
(goes SSJ)
(cock becomes 15inches inside you)
> Ahh GOD YES!!!
(triples my speed
> a-ah...A-AH!!!
(pumps at maximum power
> Yes!!
(cums)
> AHHH...TRUNKS!!
RYOKO.....I LOVE YOU
> I love you too!
(tra nsforms back)
9pants)
WOW
> * kisses you *
(kisses back)
(touches your belly)
Hey honey
> yes?
its a boy
> great!
> how can you tell?
Wait don't space pirates have children in a day
I can sense him
> yes
(your belly becomes 9 months preg
> yes.. I can too...
Woah
> boy that's quick!
(you go in labor
> Trunks I don't feel so good...
(hours go by)
(holds our son)
I can't beli eve i de livered him
(smiles
> he's lovely...
(hands him to you
He looks exactly like me
purple hair
blue eyes
> what should we name him?
little Trunks
Trunks Jr
> yes.... Chibi Trunks
You hav e 2 trunks
lol
> I see yes...
Chibi Trunks: (touches your face
> LOL
awww he's saying hi
> he is so darling * hug him * my... my little babe
Will you give up your space pirate ways for him
> of course...
> jus t as I gav e my heart to you...
C.Trunks: (sucks your breast for milk)
> * kisses you *
9kisses back)
C.Trunks: (sucks too hard)
Hungry little guy
> OUCH!
> LOL
C.Trunks: (burps cutly)
> yes just like his father
> LOL
<tr unks="unks"> (kisses his forehead
> * wipes Chibi Trunks face *
> I think he need to take a nap
yeah
> * sings a song *
> La lala...la la LA...
(pulls out a rocking crib
Here
> thank sweetheart...
np
> * Lays down Chibi Trunks *
> * Pulls up cover *
> * Continue to Rock him to sleep *
> La lala.. la la LA...
(lays back in bed)
> that's a good little babe...
you're keeping him near your side huh
> yes I am
I guess it a mom thing
> LOL
C.Trunk s: 9sleeps)
> I will never let nothing happen to you... ever.
C.Trunks: (sleeps like an angel)
> * Turns to Trunks * I love you... * Falls into your arms *
(holds you)
(kisses your forehead
> * sighs *
you ok
> I wish t his can last forever...
I know
it can when we are on AOL/AIM
right
> yes
> i can
you have my screen name
> err.. it can
> what is it again?
write it down
ok
> ok
SSJ4Goku5694
> i have it.
ok
I gotta go now
ugh
> okay..
I love you
> I love you too!
me more
> no nono... I do more!
me
> ^_^
> Here... Myemail...
> Sailorluna_ryoko_tsunami@cels.org
> now treasure it always! ^-^
i will
Hey
> yes?
lets make a pact
> okay!
If one of us falls in love irl we'd be happy for each other
ok
> okay!
And
> and?
we can have secret sex still
(smiles
> okay.. SURE!!
you love sex with me
> I DO!!
bye baby
> Bye!
[Wed May 01 14:07:04 CDT 2002] Trunks left private chat.
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I Even ditch class for him! I'm in love!!˝
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