"Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in on of those big glass cases and just leave them alone. I know that's impossible, but it's too bad anyway." J.D. Salinger - Catcher in the Rye
What would happen if Captain Jack Harkness met Professor Trevor Broom on that island of sheep and rocks in the beginning of the Hellboy movie? What if Trevor asked Jack to help create the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense? And what would happen if after Broom's murder, Jack disbanded Torchwood and took over the BPRD?
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