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Bloody hell.

"I ain't your homemaker, homeboy. Get yourself a job. I ain't wastin' no more cheddar on you no good lazy slob."

Today I:

Found an apartment
Found some cute boots
Found Wayne's World
Found some Firefly
Found some apple cider


I have few complaints.

haha, so last night’s episode of Glee got me reminiscing about MY days in show choir. And then my friend Philip reminded me of this gem:

“Do you remember the assembly where we had to sing the “True Love Waits” theme song in front of the whole school?…in our sequined UNIFORMS? Seriously, “Push It” would have been perfect for that setting.”

Oh, I remember. I probably still cry in my sleep over it.

Today I took serious steps toward apartment and job hunting for my move. I'm excited. I'm ready. Being away from everyone for so long has been freakin' hard and I just want to sit in a room with people I love and exist.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,Mother, mother fuck, Mother, mother fuck, fuck Mother fuck, mother fuck, Noise noise noise. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, Noise, noise noise Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'...

OH MY GOD, WHO HAS GLOWSTICKS?

10.The White Stripes - White Blood Cells
9. Lou Reed - Transformer
8. The Velvet Underground - Self Titled
7. Simon & Garfunkel - Bookends
6. Radiohead - OK Computer
5. The Beatles - Let It Be
4. Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde
3. Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
2. The Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers
1. Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited

Oh, that was hard.

If you became 50ft tall, and you found a bunch of college girls in their underwear, would you swallow them whole or sit on them in your underwear?

I went to a party last night and now my butt hurts, does that mean what I think that means?

If I told you that I was George Bush, you probably would not believe me but Dick C just told me about ChaCha! I think its awesome

My 16 year old boyfriend's penis is 5 inches long and about 1 inch wide when erect... It hurts when we have sex because he is so big what should we do?

How do you say "you should fall asleep so we can torture you" in spanish?

Does the squirt from a girls vagina taste bad

how many beer cans long is the average male penis?

Do you like pop rocks on your vagina or penis

what is the longest recorded nipple hair?

What movie has the most boobies?

I was born with only 9 toes. Could i get a scholarship for that?

My roommate just put his testicles on my face. Would it be unfair if i pissed on him while hes sleeping?

Can sneezing too much kill you?

Should i have a boner when i shave my pubic hair?

Can helping my bf scratch his testicles give me hand, foot, and mouth disease?

What does it mean to buckle your swash?

I am a bit twitterpated.



slso, drunk.