swordfish/marlins/sailfish FREAK me out. those beasts are alive and real and on the same planet as me
that's an iridescent terrifying dinosaur unicorn alien nightmare thing and it's alive and it uses its muscles as a heating system to warm up its eyeballs with BLOOD. and they can be FIVE METRES LONG and 900 KILOGRAMS and they are AS FAST AS A CHEETAH but cheetahs don’t have SWORDS FOR FACES. and I just have to go about my life being cool with this information
I'd just like to call attention to the best photo ever posted on inaturalist
evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???
Snow Leopard (Panthera uncia), family Felidae, northern India
Vulnerable.
photograph by Sandeep Chakraborty
girl kissed by a mermaid
reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO
anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.
the humble peppered cory........
this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this
Your first words is something that’ll come up for the rest of your life. You don’t know it at the time though. You don’t know that decades later they’ll still be bringing up how your first act of clear communication was calling your dad mama and your mom dada. There’s no way to warn you of that at that age.
