Welcome nerds and dorks, one and all

You ready for you'a next year of schooling?

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

"guys i just got this new" it’s an ad

"let me show you what i just bought from" it’s an ad

"how am i just now discovering" it’s an ad

*pointing at bunny* you know that thing would eat you if you were grass, right?

gnawing at the bars waiting for the breeder to take more pics

I've graphed the times and dates of her previous photo dumps. what can we extract from this

people are being very cruel about my graph

I see. so you are also my enemies

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

how it's feeling rn

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

my posts get tagged with a LOT of character interpretations where i just can't see it, but i just shrug and move on.

this is a wowzah tho:

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight