Journal created:
on 27 June 2001 (#208490)
Updated:
on 24 July 2008
Name:
B
Birthdate:
2 January 1971
Location:
San Francisco, California, United States
Website:
ok, so like this one time i was like sitting at home just minding my own business ya know? when all of the sudden from out of no where and like with no warning at all the phone rang! what the hell was that about? i was like who's calling me? it could have been anyone! i had no idea! i didn't know what to do, so acting quickly i flushed the phone in the toilet and ran outside in my underwear screaming all the way down the block.
turns out, it was just my mom wanting to say hi. crazy lady...
turns out, it was just my mom wanting to say hi. crazy lady...
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