ofstarstuff: (Oh my [LLS Craig Ferguson])
Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla: you ain't done till the gorilla's done.
--Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose

I don't think that needs any further commenting.
ofstarstuff: (In the end Ser Pounce rules [ASoIaF])
This project took me a week, used this pattern, and the final result is 30cm/12in long. Images under the cut. )
ofstarstuff: (Never fade [Epica])
Expect something coherent over the next couple of days. Paris was amazing, we met awesome people and reconnected with other fantastic people, had loads and loads of fun, played lots and even managed to go sightseeing.

Now for catch-up. And sleep.
ofstarstuff: (Heart of everything [Waterhouse])
Okay, folks. Here's the deal: after consideration, I've decided to give away whatever books people want from that giant lot I pulled from my shelf. The full list is here. The books are in varying condition, some more scruffy than others, others rather old, but none with pages falling off. I take good care of my dears. Pay attention to what says on the webpage; some are in Portuguese, some in English--all that is properly labeled.

Do you want one/some/many/all of them? Let me know, here or by PM/email/IM. I'm willing to ship them all over the world, but I ask that you pay the shipping fees, as I'm sadly not made of money.

So. List HERE (updated October 19th 11:13 pm). Have at! First come, first serve.
ofstarstuff: (Are you made of stardust [Emilie Autumn])
I'm reorganizing my room (about time!), since I've barely touched it since I moved back in after the remodeling. And I decided to chronicle it as I go, because it's fun and I have a camera handy.

Here be dragons. And very many pictures. )
ofstarstuff: (Heart of everything [Waterhouse])
I've been reading House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski. It is an incredibly demanding book, and requires patience from the reader as well as willingness to lose yourself in the pathways of the story and just go with the flow.

The typeface and formatting are what drew me to it on the first place, by [livejournal.com profile] agardenafter's recommendation. The book itself is a maze, with different fonts, varying quantity of text across the pages and an infinity of concatenated footnotes (not all at the foot of the page, and many completely taking over entire page(s)). The visual labyrinth corresponds to what the characters are going through; a rather pacific moment can be accompanied by regular text, just like your run-of-the-mill book, but when the stress level goes up, the text goes wild: the pages either become claustrophobic, with cramped text running up and down the margins, or the white space expands absurdly - the characters run, and the reader's eye has no choice but jump quickly between pages, with less than ten words scattered on each.

It is this increased book-reader interaction that draws me to House of Leaves. When you turn a page, you get an immediate foreboding of what happens in the near future, or at least the mood associated with it. In my opinion, the visuals of this book are like a soundtrack, drawing you, as the reader, deeper into the story.

There are three narrators at least, and none of them is completely reliable or accurate in their data. Each has a specific font. While, at times, the book's goal is to make the reader feel as lost as the characters, the different fonts function as an anchor to keep track of which situation is being handled.

House of Leaves has several different editions. I'm reading the full-color edition, in which not all text is plain black. House is always written in blue throughout the book. Mythological references are in red, and text that was not supposed to make the final cut is struck-out (namely, references to the Minotaur - see, I told you it was a maze). There are also a few instances of purple, if in a much smaller quantity. As with the layout, the different colors increase book-reader interaction. It's almost impossible not to have a feeling of impending dread when there is an whole struck-out passage awaiting you at the bottom of the page.

Danielewski's sister, Ann (known in the music industry as Poe), has an alternative rock album named "Haunted". It is heavily influenced by House of Leaves and vice-versa, and obvious and not-so-obvious references are present in both works. (For example, her "Amazed" track really puts the "maze" in the word.) It is an excellent audio companion to the book or by itself.

What is the story about? It's not easy to say, since there are stories within stories within stories. As clearly put as the book allows, without spoilers: House of Leaves tells us about a man (Johnny Truant) who finds a draft for a book, authored by a dead, old, blind man (Zampanò). This piece, called The Navidson Record, is a fictional review for a fictional documentary (feeling lost already?). The documentary tells us the story of Will Navidson's family, recorded by Navidson himself, when they moved into their new house. Said house is almost imperceptibly bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. As Truant reads and edits Zampanò's work, he gets more and more obsessed and paranoid about the story, and his reality blurs as the house starts invading his life and mind.

This is a book that begs for physical contact. I have an e-book version; however, even more so than with most books, I would love to have it on paper. It's heavy, dense, and the cover is slightly smaller than the inside of the book (welcome to the maze again). I don't write on my books, but if I had a paper copy of House of Leaves, it would be frantically annotated and scribbled on. It is a book that calls for tattered edges, smudges, wrinkles and even more footnotes, much like Zampanò's draft. It is a book to lend to others and have returned with added annotations, the book growing with every read.

House of Leaves is not fantastically written. Danielewski lacks the storytelling genius of the likes of Neil Gaiman, George R. R. Martin or Dan Simmons. But the way he presents his book, the design as much achievement as the text itself, creates an unforgettable piece. It's a hell of a ride, and a peerless experience in book form.
ofstarstuff: (WTF [Lion King])
I love my country.

A farmer was fined for driving under the influence. He was driving a cart pulled by a donkey.

He had five times the legal amount of blood in his alcohol alcohol in his blood. He didn't have a license, but was nevertheless suspended from driving a vehicle with a motor.

Also, the farmer punished the donkey. D:
ofstarstuff: (Heart of everything [Waterhouse])
I have just bought The Tempest, A Midsummer Night's Dream and the Scottish play. Yesterday I bought Dawkins's The Greatest Show on Earth. 'Tween science and theater, I should have my hands full for a while.

Dust. Everywhere, still.

It's 2 PM and I'm running ragged already.
ofstarstuff: (Beautiful Caprica [BSG])
From [livejournal.com profile] tomatocaco:

BEOWULF IN CAPSLOCK

BADASS VIKING GUYS ARE HAVING A PARTY IN A GOLDEN HALL
GRENDEL IS LIKE BITCHES I HATE YOUR MUSIC
*KER-SLAY*
AND THEY'RE LIKE YO BEOWULF THIS SUCKS OUR PARTY IS TRASHED
SO HE TRAVELS A LONG WAYS
AND HE CROSSES A RIVER
BECAUSE HEROES ALWAYS CROSS A RIVER
IT'S LIKE CROSSING OVER INTO ANOTHER REALM OF NOT-NORMAL
SO HE GETS THERE AND HE'S ALL GRENDEL
WTF
YOU'RE SO UGLY
I SLAY YOU
WITH MY SWORD
AND GRENDEL'S LIKE
FUCK MAN I'M TELLING MY MOM
AND THIS BITCH IS LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL YOUR MOM JOKES
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SAY THEM THEY'RE IMPLICIT
EVERYONE'S THINKING IT
AND I GET FUZZY HERE,
BUT HE SAVES THE DAY
AND THERE'S A DRAGON
AND THEN THE KING OF THAT COUNTRY IS LIKE BEOWULF YOU'RE LIKE WAY TOO POPULAR MAN
IT'S CRAMPING MY STYLE. :C
BUT HE'S FUCKING BEOWULF SO HE SAVES THE DAY ANYWAY
THE END
ofstarstuff: (Yeek [BSG])
They've cast Ilyn Payne, the king's tongueless executioner. He looks perfect for the role!
ofstarstuff: (Chase the morning [Repo])
So it was time I posted some new (well, not really) stuff to [livejournal.com profile] cerements. Eventually, I'll stop feeling secretive about my writing for six months after it's written.


Now for groceries and then studying.
ofstarstuff: (Disbelief [BSG])
I have sandals. I have a shiny new shirt.

Why is it raining?
ofstarstuff: (Bouquet [The Corpse Bride])
I wonder when exactly did Shoe Quest turn into Let Us Get My Daughter Into Clothing Fit Her Age Quest.

Nonetheless, it wasn't bad. I feel pampered.

Mom is well. We chatted about the future looks of the kitchen and bathroom, and moped together about how terrible the house looks now. We miss it! D: She is almost done with classes, and hopefully won't be called to review exams this year.

After overpriced (yet delicious) frappuccinos with blueberry muffins, I was reminded why I don't like shopping. Don't get me wrong, I love to have new, shiny clothes, but the atmosphere in small stores just... urgh. The sugary sweet behavior of the store assistants is sickening. Ladies, you can warm and welcoming to your customers without all the cutesy names and diminutives. It was sweeter than my drink, and that is saying a lot. :|

Final tally, because I apparently like lists, go figure:
Sandals (it was a Shoe Quest in essence, after all)
Three shirts, or Why Mom Won't Buy You Black Clothes
Three bras, or Why I Need Cup Sizes That Actually Match My Body

Mom also got a couple of things for herself, and we both left with too much sugar in our blood stream, tyvm Starbucks.


I wonder if I should upload some (not) new stuff to [livejournal.com profile] cerements. Hmm. I still have a to-do list to tackle.
ofstarstuff: (Follow instructions [BSG])
To-do list for today:

Remove winter bed clothing (wtf, May already)
Laundry
Dishes
Tidy up the kitchen
Study Biochemistry
Cook lunch
Renew social pass
Calculus class
Shoe shopping

Cook dinner
ofstarstuff: (Beautiful Caprica [BSG])
Saying that I am fairly pleased with the books I bought in England would be an understatement. The list follows:

L. Sprague de Camp - The Clocks of Iraz
Richard Dawkins - River Out of Eden
Euripides - Bacchae and Other Plays
Robert Graves - The Greek Myths
Robert Jordan - New Spring
Guy Gavriel Kay - A Song for Arbonne
Terry Pratchett - Interesting Times
Anne Rice - Interview with the Vampire
T. W. Rolleston - Celtic Myths & Legends
Marcus Sedgwick - My Swordhand is Singing
Dan Simmons - Olympos, The Rise of Endymion
Rex Warner - Greeks and Trojans
ofstarstuff: (Beyond the shores [Waterhouse])
Home again.

Home again home again home again home again.

Only now do I realize how being delayed was stressing me out. Now I can go back to studying. German class today was weird, because I've been listening to English for nearly a week. And I still have to sort my pending lab class. "Hephaestus ate my homework" ain't gonna cut it, I fear.
ofstarstuff: (Are you made of stardust [Emilie Autumn])


Context.


There are astounding photos of volcano lightning in Iceland floating around the tubes.

And Jon Stewart calls it Kevin.
ofstarstuff: (Follow instructions [BSG])
I had forgotten how much I abhor team schoolwork.

Those girls can't use a computer to save their lives. I'm in awe at the horrific formatting of our report. And at their lack of writing skills.

Augh.

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