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MCR: we’re going to write three albums about the importance of authenticity and nonconformity

MCR: we want to disband but our label is making us release a fourth record, so we’re making a concept album about how corporations prey on the people and should be overthrown

MCR: after a ten year break we want to tour again but we don’t have anything worthy of releasing and we’re in an age of oversaturated, unimportant music so we’ll do an anniversary tour of our most popular album with an original storyline that develops each night

MCR: and because tickets are so expensive and locations are limited we’ll live stream our concerts for free on our social media channels

Everyone: ugh what sellouts, this tour is a cash grab

I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

“tony recruiting peter is the whole catalyst for why his whole life fell apart!” im begging you to pick up a spider-man comic. i promise you, his life would have been fucked regardless. he did not need tony’s help for that🙏

Nakamichi T-100 Audio Analyzer

customer told me her ancient chihuahua has "super diabetes" so if any of y'all know what that is please let me know

Tony Stark was less than pleased to find out Peter Parker was average.

Painfully average, really. He had a perfect 50% in his last 8 tests. He was… well, he was almost too average.

So, Tony looked into it. Discovered that on one of his tests, the kid answered every other question correct. In another, he answered the first half correct and the second half wrong. It didn’t make any sense - the kid was answering questions in the first half and then unable to answer basically the same questions in the second half.

Tony thought he had him, when he saw a pattern. He thought he’d caught him in the act, purposefully controlling his grade.

But his pattern changed and suddenly the kid got a 48%, the answers seemingly all over the place. He was annoyed, frustrated, and confused when he asked FRIDAY to check for any sign of a pattern.

He didn’t expect her to come back saying the kid had managed to answer his test by writing in morse code.

“Well, what does it say?”

And FRIDAY hesitated. Honest to god, hesitated, before finally saying, “It reads ‘leave me alone you stalker bitch’.”

And Tony…

Well, Tony is thrilled.

frank castle wants his girl to kick his ass idc i've single handedly decided it's canon

little fucker got his claws in me and it's making me insane actually

Robby doll. Soon coming the Robby plushie.

grace: crushes are the worst :/

adrian: right? i'm so awkward around mine. was like that with rocky, too

grace: but you're always awkward

adrian: yeah let's not think too hard about that

My two babygirl princesses <3

Another banger from @avoid-avoidance

Bust out the bubbly, lads, we deserve it!

my roommate wouldn't stop bothering me until I drew peter in those sweatpants

rocky learned about memes

explaining the appeal of bloodymary to my friend

why i thought this was a safe neighbourhood