Relying on a public gym can be a bit of a pain because someone might be on the equipment you want to use. But this can also happen at home

She’s not even working abs

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

"he has the kind of love for her that you and i once had."

Oh, I am not okay, thank you for asking

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have

The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet

"But how are you living life WITHOUT Doctor Leroy's Magically Invigorating Nerve Tonic? I can't imagine getting anything done without it!" <- old-timey 1800s guy who has been drinking crank and goat piss daily for the price of a shiny nickel

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked orpheus and he said la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

and then spring came again and every ai data center ever exploded

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

A highlight in the history of uninvited cats on stage has to be the premiere of Rossini's Barbiere di Siviglia:

Alexis Jacob Azevedo: G. Rossini, sa vie et ses oeuvres (1864)

hermes (messenger of the gods) gleefully acting as process server for Zeus's many many paternity suits

“isn't Hermes one of Zeus's illegitimate children?” that makes it funnier. HELLO MY BELOVED DEADBEAT FATHER! HAVE YET ANOTHER COURT SUMMONS

:( :( :( :( :( the thought came to me

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

now picture the character powerless and afraid and losing all hope