So here I am on my boat, on my way to Tahiti.

Yeah, don't I wish...

No, instead I am stuck here unpacking all these wretched boxes. We're still not all moved in yet and Mom's too busy flirting with the poolboy to actually lift a finger around here. So I have to do everything.

Newport sucks. Everyone's all, "Oh, look at my expensive fashion designer clothes!" It makes me sick.

Through Catillion, I met a couple of normal people, though. Ryan and Seth are two big breaths of fresh air in a windstorm of...polluted air. Their friend Marissa doesn't seem so bad either, but I really didn't get the chance to talk to her. But Summer? Hmmm...uber-bitch! I don't know why Seth was so head over heels for her. I think I helped give him a little confidence, though. He has such potential...but he needs to realize it.

Well, I'm going to go back to unpacking and wishing I was in Tahiti.