Journal created:
on 14 January 2005 (#5768696)
Updated:
on 13 February 2005
Name:
Legolas Greenleaf
Yes, people, I am a prince! And I must ask all those ruffians who I chose to travel with while I save Middle Earth that they will now refer to me as "Your majesty" and not "obvious man." Ahem.
Yes, people, I am beautiful! And I like my hair, even if you must be jealous.
Yes, people, I am the bravest and most skilled person in the fellowship. Again, those of you who are jealous should note that not only did I pull Gandalf away from ice on Caradhras, save Aragorn from a strangely ferocious Uruk-Hai, take down an entire oliphaunt, and dislocate my arm while getting on my running horse backwards, but I also walked on snow without sinking and skateboarded down the stairs on a shield. And I can also sleep with my eyes open while I walk!
Yes, people, I am immortal. If you are jealous that I can live forever with you elf girlfriend and you cannot, I suggest that you go to therapy.
And now I am off to grace another land with my presence- the interwebby!
Yes, people, I am beautiful! And I like my hair, even if you must be jealous.
Yes, people, I am the bravest and most skilled person in the fellowship. Again, those of you who are jealous should note that not only did I pull Gandalf away from ice on Caradhras, save Aragorn from a strangely ferocious Uruk-Hai, take down an entire oliphaunt, and dislocate my arm while getting on my running horse backwards, but I also walked on snow without sinking and skateboarded down the stairs on a shield. And I can also sleep with my eyes open while I walk!
Yes, people, I am immortal. If you are jealous that I can live forever with you elf girlfriend and you cannot, I suggest that you go to therapy.
And now I am off to grace another land with my presence- the interwebby!