Name a character that you know I write or have written, and I'll tell you:
a. What initially prompted me to write about them. b. One of their best traits. c. One of their worst traits. d. How easy/difficult I find it to write the character. e. The moment where I feel that I truly captured the character. f. My plans to write the character in the near future.
1. Wake up 15 minutes before alarm by cat attempting to hwark a hairball on my head. It should be noted my alarm was set for 4:30 because of work. I hate waking up before the alarm. It's not like I can go back to sleep for only 15 minutes.
2. Step in dog poop.
3. Take shower.
4. Step in cat puke.
5. Become extremely nauseous due to the fact that I forgot to eat more than once yesterday.
6. Leave my house for work when I'm supposed to have arrived.
7. Discover that the housing complex has yet to turn off their sprinklers even though it's been in the 30's at night for a month. Because of this, my car is covered in ice.
8. Finally get on the road only to have my windows fog up so bad I have to pull over and hope I don't run up on the curb in the process. Sit and wait for it defrost.
9. Arrive at work only to discover I wasn't even supposed to be there today.
10. Decide that a nice salted caramel hot chocolate from Starbucks would really cheer me up. But upon ordering, they tell me they can't make that right now how about something else?
I feel like Sam in Bat Day At Black Rock right now.
Did you know that DIA is concealing a secret underground city for the new world order to use after armageddon? I sure didn't. Parents, keep an eye on your kids before they get taken and used for food and slave labor to brutal aliens!