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Katara and her hubby

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nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

Everyone please welcome the first Sora smile in years

Do you know everything,sky?

Rest in peace Hayden, thank you for bringing life to our princess of heart

Cats be like

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

I love whatever is wrong with them

Got obsessed with the dynamic of these losers

Spider-Man Brand New Day was such a fun movie, man

I love saying “no worries” instead of “it’s okay,” like do not spend a single millisecond of your finite mortal existence letting anxiety over this situation consume you. I have already erased the incident from the timeline. It is gone. You are safe now.

I like to think that whenever Shadow's social battery runs out Sonic or Rouge just carry him around like that until it gets better lmao

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “actually the gay bar is next door” and the horse says “I’m not gay”

the horse has a small crisis about his sexual identity and mulls it over, nursing his beer in the corner of the sports bar. he realizes he might actually be bicurious, goes next door to the gay bar, meets a Friesian stallion who rocks his world and they get married 3 years after what they thought would be a one night stand

This is them walking into church on their wedding day. The Banker gelding got a little emotional because he’s insecure and it’s a venerable day. They’re getting married in a Catholic church and they’re being married by the Friesian’s childhood priest. The Banker gelding was raised as an evangelical southern baptist and deconstructed but has religious trauma and is now learning to interact with religion in a healthy way by respecting his husband’s faith. Also, the light shines on the Friesian like that all the time because he is perfect.

He is a donkey. His name is Father Dominick.