SO. I know that probably one of you is thinking, "What am I to get Johnna for her birthday?" And as Margot would say, "[I am] here to help *hand signal*." Here is my amazon.com wishlist.

If it isn't automatically prioritized, go to "Sort By" and choose priority high-to-low and browse at your own discretion.
Remember, the amazon.com wishlist is not just for birthdays and Christmas, it is for all occasions.
If nothing on there strikes your fancy, feel free to choose from the following:
-a new brain
-the payment of my therapy bills
-the
Tano Sex Bomb bag in either Cobalt Blue or Brusciato, or the
Tano Concrete Blondie bag (formerly the Miss Understood bag), but in Brusciato, not the green.
-an Ohio State sweatshirt
-money. mail to:
me
4803 Lerner Hall
NY, NY 10027
Some of these might seem a bit pricey or steep, but remember, this is #21. My next big birthday won't be for 8 years, my golden birthday, if I last that long.
Shop away.