friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:

Do not work on your days off.

"But--"

DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

Sometimes there are memes that are so important to the culture of this site that you would swear they started in 2014 or something but you look it up and its like

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

surely this cannot be too hard a concept for people to grasp

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

"machine wash cold with like colors" "tumble dry low" how does regular cycle with everything else I own sound?

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea