needy blogger overload

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

youre making mommy want to smoke

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

Friend of mine sent me these screenshots and I wanted to share my interpretation of how it works

I found this really creepy beetroot jar in the charity shop I work in and it freaks me the hell out!

Happy Beet Poot Day to all who observe

Images that make you draw two card from your deck and add them to your hand

MY FUCKING CAR

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

they found a beautiful girl in the water called elizabeth Coli

you just know i will be suppressing the source of the Black Surge tonight

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day