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Don't let the door hit you on the ass.
Love,
Lara
Dear skool,
I'm not going to insult you by dragging out the tired old 'it's not you, it's me' cliche because, let's be honest, we both know better. It really is you. Well, you and the people in my groups. Maybe it would be different if there weren't the group projects to come between us, but there are group projects. There's nothing to be done about them and it's time I take care of myself. So, I'm breaking up with you. Maybe it's just for now. Think of it as a break, if you want, but make no mistake, I will be seeing other institutions. There's a trip to the zoo in the near future and the public library, which, yes, means I might read for fun. Fun! I don't mean to make it worse than it is, really, I'm just being honest.
Good luck.
Lara
Here is what I'm working on for the article "EMDR treatment for children with PTSD: Results of a randomized controlled trial:
Table Part 1: Describing Key Study Characteristics
*Only list the DV(s) you are specifically interested in for this project, not every DV in the study
It's hard not to be jealous of me, I know. I feel your pain peeps but I'm kind of a big deal.
I think I'm in the process of hatching it right now. I'm just not sure yet exactly what it is...
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Humans have been baking and eating bread for at least 5,000 years. But it wasn't until the 20th century that anyone figured out a fast and easy way to cut it into thin, precise pieces. Then Otto Rohwedder, who had been working on the project for 16 years, produced a machine that cut a loaf into individual slices. I bring him to your attention, Gemini, because I think you are in a phase of your life when you could very possibly create an innovation that would be as intimately revolutionary as Rohwedder's was for the masses. In fact, why aren't you working on it right now?
Rob Brezsny so rarely suggests or wants me to kick my ass so I think I have to take this seriously. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I have good astrological reasons to suspect that a year from now, your empire will be bigger. The resources you have at your disposal will be more substantial, the influence you wield will be more meaningful, and the responsibilities you oversee will be more demanding. You can't, however, just sit back passively and expect fate to make it all happen for you. You will have to work your assets off: get better organized, clarify your game plan, and commit to taking better care of yourself. None of that is mandatory, of course. Being a lazy wanderer with no mission statement is definitely an option. If you do go in that direction, though, don't complain to me next December about how you feel like you're made of cookie dough.