Whenever I text someone happy birthday I always have to double check and then I panic and worry that I’ve somehow gotten their birthday wrong this year and I read the date wrong on the messages from last year and my calendar is wrong. #Normal
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going
@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.
Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD
I wish isabelle animal crossing was real. I'd sit under her desk and let her pump loads down my throat while she gets drunk and does paperwork
Fitting under there with antlers gives a real crick in the neck.
Love how frequently I see this going around hehehe
I hope they are still in love and got married
They were still together in part 2. True love is real <3
necessary addition
Until death, all defeat is psychological.
She's being so big and brave.
The long awaited sequel.
It turns out the True Riddle was "How do you build a child's confidence?"
As the New Sphynx grew, so did her love for those who were paitent, thoughtful, and kind. She began accepting a diversity of answers to her riddles, and would let a traveler pass if they could explain their reasoning without becoming rude or aggressive.
So did her hatred for the unkind, the selfish, and the self important. Even if they gave the right answer, she'd eat them anyway as not to make Her People Suffer Fools.
Its not the way her momma did it, but that doesn't stop Granny Sphynx from beaming with pride.
It turns out the True
Riddle was “How do you build
a child’s confidence?”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
We need to learn from this. It's time for Beijing bikini summer.
I think every movie regardless of time period or tone should have at least 1 (one) trans person in it. Like at the beginning of The Godfather some Sicilian tgirl should come to Vito and be like “Godfadda, I need money for my breast implants” and Vito should be like “I’ll never forget what you’ve done for this family. I’ll find you the best surgeon in New York”
don't stay stuck in your despair, be the real you!
so like. what do people who can't afford this do. are we just supposed to? die or something??
da joker
working on this Pokémon fic and the amount of times I’ve had to delete the word ‘everypony’ after muscle memory writing it is frankly humiliating
why is everypony reblogging this I’ll kill you
FUCK
Anyway I absolutely manufactured the second reply of this for clout and virality but let me tell you of an actual thing that happened years ago, I used to work at a movie script research agency where we'd clear names for movies and tvs so they wouldnt get sued if they're real anyway, so there I was, fresh new employee, about three months in, bright eyed and eager, and I have to do a report on a movie set in Saudi Arabia. I do all my research, double check it, and then send to my boss for him to give it the A-Okay! I wait at my desk. I'm watching videos. I get a text message. I open it, nervous. I read it. It reads as follows: "Hi [REDACTED]! Just checked the report, everything looks great! The only thing is I think there's something wrong with your spell-check. It's changed every instance of Saudi Arabia to Saddle Arabia? Please be sure to fix that. Thanks!"
c: Anyway, nopony reblog this or i'll kill you
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them
this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me