I'm slowly becoming an electric type gym leader
wasnt jokin, huh
It fucking sucks I'm in a mining town and everyone has ground types and to get to my fucking class on time, I gotta run from like 20 gravelers, cause for some reason the shops around here don't sell any repel, I've been trying to get a water type by fishing, but all I got was Magikarp which makes for a decent profit if I sell 'em to the guy on the beach. I mean it makes decent cash so I can buy pizza which is the cheapest food around here but, those miners which ground types keep hanging out front of the pizza store they challenge me to a battle and due to some stupid fucking law I gotta accept the battle, but they say "we'll concede if you get us a couple of pizzas" which means if I don't want me and my Pokemon to go see miss Joy again, I gotta spend 3 times the price just to get 1 pizza, which leaves with just enough money for rent. Like i mean at least the money that I gotta pay the people that beat me in the gym is paid by the whatever organisation the elite 4 are, so I don't gotta pay that outta pocket, but I gotta beat trainers to get paid but for some reason they decided to make the gym RIGHT NEXT TO A MINE, FULL OF GROUND TYPES, and the only reason I got this job was because I was just applying to random jobs and this was the only 1 that accepted me because for some reason the NO ONE WANTED TO BE AN ELECTRIC TYPE GYM LEADER OF AN ELECTRIC TYPE GYM NEXT TO A MINE FULL OF GROUND TYPES! Don't get me started on how I have to keep the fucking gym intact cause whoever built this gym decided to just fill it with fucking Tesla's that keep on, blowing fuses and blowing a breaker some where in the building, if it was up to me the trainers would have to go through some sort of arg analysing sound files and looking through town for clues to a set of puzzles that change each time someone passes through, but nooooo if I want that I have to build that myself like what the FUCK, whoever runs this shit show funded a whole indoor pool that goes like 100 meters down and filled with various valve puzzles, and when you finally reach the bottom the gym leader walks out of this giant clam in some sort of coral themed dress, like come on you fund all that, but you can't fund 1 PC for hosting the code for my puzzles, or at least a proper generator so the whole buildings lights flickers whenever I open the goddamn fridge!
Also forgot to add the back of jacket
i forgot to mention this when i saw it for the first time but this is just one of the coolest things ever
Unsure as to why this isn’t a tumblr heritage post
Please don't
0v0
🙏
I beg you
Stop being so funny then HM??? 😦
I beg you please I already know the pain I once had a home stuck post get popular on an old account please don't do this to me
Don’t make me tag Walmart official
Please dont, my blog will crumble around me, as it falls apart, do you understand what you'll do to me
Fine. Mercy upon one condition. Sign this document that does NOT say ‘permanent court jester job application’ please.
I can't handle being both a jester and stage magician
You can have Thursdays off
Yay
*signs it again
*rolls up document and places it in the claws of a pigeon that had mysteriously appeared and disappeared with seemingly no order from me*
Thank you good sir. Continue with your day
the-rat12