me when i see an alcoholic: this is just like disco elysium.

me when i see misogyny: this is just like revolutionary girl utena.

me when i see a large goat in a trench coat and hat walk up to the counter at the gas station on its hind legs and order cigarettes: woah

Texas Horned Lizard (Phrynosoma cornutum), family Phrynosomatidae, AZ, USA

photograph by Aaron Ambos

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

my sweet angel Satori got a special new gift!

it is… a pair of manicured hands commissioned from the amazing Chelchill!

since her birth, Satori’s default hands felt conspicuously naked… now, she is totally and fully complete, exactly as I envisioned her. 😆🤍💕

Chelchill was amazing to work with! they are kind and communicative, the turnaround was quick, and they had fun with my vision while executing all the parameters I laid out (pink and white, almond nails, 🫰🏻 and 👌🏻 hands with the motif of wings, stars, and crosses). they also sent some extra gifts with the package. 🥺✨

please feast your eyes on this gorgeousness!

did you just insult prog rock? dude... you're seriously gonna make me Fripp out. i may be a Gentle Giant but you'll be breathing through an Aqualung if you keep this up. Yes.

I can’t deal with this subreddit sometimes

Unfortunately, my wife may die — this is what I fear will happen if help does not reach us today.

I’m writing this to stop those words from becoming our reality tonight, while she is still breathing.

I hold my wife in my arms, count her breaths, and fight against time.

Donations are scarce, and every second matters.

Please, stop here.

Share. Donate if you can. Your kindness could give her another chance and help me keep her alive today.

The silence hurts, and time is running out.

I’m begging you: please don’t scroll past this post.

Donate. Share. Help me before it’s too late.

Vetted by #520

how it feels to scroll through a tag looking for a rebloggable music post and finding only spotify links

when you get more kills than the pro #darknoob

Hello everyone,

Waled Al-Qatrawi's fundraiser is vetted at #480 on our verified fundraisers list. Him and his young children have been struggling to survive out of a tent made of scrap. They are exposed to the elements and the local fauna, and they are worried about snakes attacking them. They have no access to sanitation facilities, and Walid is looking to construct one urgently. Without regular access to clean water and soap, his children could get severely ill.

Please consider helping Walid and his family.