im fucking crying

Fascinating categorization is happening here

*Mr Klein in apparently Bi

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

Soma 😔

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

Really enjoying the idea that Grace's angry outburst in Denmark became a meme. The Angry Scientist. It shows up in discussions of egregiously bad sci-fi movies and arguments with antivaxxers and astrophage deniers, in forms ranging from pristine screencap to super-crunchy jpeg. There's an animated parody in the style of Ace Attorney. His students use it without realizing it's him.

In his first week on the Gansu six different people asked him about it and four asked Stratt why she hired Angry Scientist Meme guy.

personally i always use the entire work option. i only ever change to chapter by chapter if i’m trying to find something

clarifying question to people who voted chapter by chapter based on some of the tags (that i am probably misinterpreting)

do you know that the entire work is still split into chapters, they're just all on the same page?

for the people saying that they didn't know "entire work" was an option:

you can click the button for it at the top of each work, or you can go into your ao3 preferences and set it to be the entire work:

what do mathematicians even do. they already invented all the numbers bro

Fastest Growing Fandoms on AO3 This Week (07/20/2026)

Every week I pull data on how many fics are in each fandom and compare to the previous week, then calculate the percentage increase to determine fastest growing fandoms.  Since this naturally skews towards smaller fandoms, I have included the same data filtered to Over 1k, 5k, & 10k fics.

Overall:

Over 1,000 Fics:

Over 5,000 Fics:

Over 10,000 Fics:

Source: AO3 Fandom Dashboard

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

uppies-seeking behavior

my guide on drawing markiplier :3 2026 update!

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

posts that make you open wordle and play as though the game is trying to pull a fast one on you

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

I’m so fucked

A skyscraper under construction/renovation in midtown manhattan nearly collapsed yesterday due to a major structural failure. that's not funny at all, of course, but what the spokesman for the developer had to say about it kinda is:

yeah. no totally. we've all been there. everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days

the typical construction mishap: