So far from home to have a stranger call you, “Darling”
And have your guarded heart be lifted like a child up by the hand
In some town that just means ‘Home’ to them
With no translator left to sound
A butchered tongue still singin’ here above the ground
⸺ Hozier (Butchered Tongue)
oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation
beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me
affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
love when you go to an aquarium and you really hit it off with one of the fish
Can we please go back to putting summaries on the back of books?? Idc what Susan thought. I want to know what the book is about.
i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause
terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause
This is the final straw. I resolve to read Terry Pratchett as soon as possible
"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"
idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?
i log in. i reblog quotes and poems and posts that slice me in half or whatever. i log out
