Sam, the things you don’t know about Clark Kent could fill a warehouse.
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Gee, Lois, where would he have learned not to fight the suicidal bravery in your family?!
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Because you don’t SCARE HER you big gorilla!
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How’s this one.
Your “Clark Side” is the one LOIS LANE agreed to MARRY.
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It’s ok, Clark. You only wanna be complimented so much by a guy like this anyway.
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The meat mechs are a drag, Clark. No one’s gonna dispute it.
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He doesn’t like you, Clark.
But his daughter would probably be upset if you died, so that counts for something.
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See, I would think upon the moment AFTER Superman shows up to find his wife has been killed.
And how likely it is he chooses to MULCH everything in a square mile around this spot, starting with your stupid haircut
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She can make you idiots look like fools as many times as she needs to!
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Why does Clark dislike Sam Lane?
Because he can’t see how amazing his daughter is.
And THAT is a crime even Clark struggles to forgive.
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