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Once upon a time, I was browsing for a good magazine, at the rack in barnes and nobles. The weather was humid outside, and many people had become sweaty, wet, and angry. Reading a good magazine was all I wanted; an old man started to cuss at me for doing that. He bent over and muttered "pumbrrbebr bbr brr stupid bitch!"
That was the last time I go near to angry old men on humid days.

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a few days ago i found myself at ocean beach
a.k.a. drug beach
beach of the bums
anyways one of the aformentioned bums came up to us
we were at a bonfire
and decided to juggle fire
so we watched him juggle firery pins
which he dropped a few times
then he put it in his mouth
and told us some jokes
then he left
and then the bonfire died a little

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random ass shit based on the last two lines in my latest online conversation

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because you are talking to your boyfriend

///Boyfriend: someone you are commited to without cheating sexually
///someone you are devoted to in your efforts of generosity
///someone who you like to see happy

you can not talk to your friends at the same time.

///friend: a companion
///someone you spend your time with
///or trust your thoughts with
///a friend is not an associate

///associate: someone you occasionally see and talk with
///but do not neccisarily consider your friend

by assuming i was your friend, and not your associate
i made an ass out of you and an ass out of me.

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today was spent meandering about down town, with a certin hispanic man, it's was a fucking bore and needed booze, and tits, well ia vhe tits, but they jsut don't cut it. at this point i would write said promsied storie for this here comunity but i'm jsut not fucking feeling it, i miss jeff. poop shit fuck.
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