Thinking about Remus calling Sirius angel like Sirius isn't completely a tad insane.

once again thinking about cowboy!remus calling sirius angel in my oneshot and whether i should write a part 2 maybe

Sleepy Sirius absentmindedly laying his head in Remus’s lap and waking up three hours later with Remus still frozen in place, hissing at James to stop taking photos.

give me lily evans who hates her 'big' thighs and just wants to be 'skinny' like her big sister.

give me lily evans who puts all her energy into academics only to always feel like she's behind of her classmates.

give me lily evans who is embarrassed of her red hair and the way how some of her relatives would make a sly comment here and there about it

give me lily evans who has flaws

give me lily evans who despite everything will drop anything to help a friend

give me lily evans who cries in the prefect's bathrooms because she doesn't feel like she's good enough.

give me lily evans who is brave

give me lily evans who has a character rather than being James' or being the 'smart' girl

both sirius and remus have insane pain tolerance (sirius thanks to walburga, remus thanks to the wolf) and it genuinely fucking terrifies people. like they can be bleeding, half-covered in cuts and bruises, and barely even register it.

one time the marauders were wandering around the forbidden forest and got attacked by a swarm of giant spiders. sirius and remus took the brunt of it and by the end they were both absolutely covered in blood, but neither of them seemed particularly bothered. they were too busy checking each other over, grabbing at each other’s arms and faces, asking “are you hurt?” while completely ignoring the fact that they were both actively bleeding. meanwhile james and peter are standing there like ??? HELLO??? YOU ARE ALSO DYING???

The Dog and The Wolf

Sirius: *Banging quill repeatedly against table*

Remus: "Can you stop that?"

Sirius: "No."

Remus: "How would you feel if I banged you on a table?"

Sirius:

The Library:

That one sock that went missing:

Your dad:

Remus: "That didn’t come out right. Give me a minute to rephrase.

BAHAHAHAHGD IM CRINE

James: Oh, Sirius, let me get you a chair!

Sirius: No worries, there’s one right here.

James: No th-

Sirius sits on Remus: See?

Remus: Hi, I’m Chair.

Did anyone notice how SOME marauders content genuinely goes like this :

James can do a backflip and frontflip, is obviously really good at quidditch and can also run 5 laps around the quidditch field without getting tired!!

Sirius is acing all his classes, is also insanely talented at quidditch and can ride a motorcycle with no hands!!

remus isnt very flexible, but he can read 4 books in one week ON TOP of his homework, fake cry, effortly pickpocket and play drums!!

peter can do none of these things, but what he can do is walk to the fucking fridge and eat everything

stop fatshaming peter and give him some personality pls I beg

My wolfstar is NOT 'grumpy x sunshine', it's 'socialy awkward nerd who occasionaly gets freaky and turns red instantly afterwards' x 'confident social butterfly and giant flirt who actually is kinda insecure and a virgin'

​"I think Mary thinks we're sleeping together."

​"We are sleeping together," Sirius mumbled, his chin hooked lazily over Remus's shoulder. They were on the common room sofa, and despite the fact that they were the only ones sitting on it, Sirius was pressed practically into Remus's lap.

​"We share a dormitory," Remus corrected, trying to ignore the solid warmth of Sirius against his side. "That is not the same thing."

​"She asked me how long we've been in love."

​Remus stopped breathing. The crackle of the fireplace suddenly sounded very far away. "And what did you say?"

​Sirius shifted, finally dropping his feet from the coffee table to turn and face Remus completely. He didn't hesitate. "I told her since second year."

​Remus's heart slammed against his ribs. "You lied."

​"Did I?" Sirius asked softly. His hand moved up, his thumb brushing over a faint scar on Remus's cheek. "Tell me I lied, Moony, and I'll go tell Mary she was wrong."

Remus stared at him, the silence roaring in his ears. The weight of it was too much. Sirius was too close, too warm, and looking at him like that.

The fight completely drained out of him. With a shaky exhale, Remus just let his head drop forward, burying his face in the crook of Sirius's neck.

He felt Sirius’s breath catch before both arms wrapped around him, holding him tight against the cushions.

"Mary is entirely too nosy."

I love the idea of Hope only hearing about Sirius through Lyalls hater on the Blacks and Remus' very crush-crush description of him, leading her to think he's a bad influence - leather jacket wearing - bad child only to meet him in real life because like. oh. youre tiny. you're in my son's jumper. you need therapy. and love.

Hope: I don't know Remus... even your Da didn't seem to approve of the Blacks.

Little Remus: He's lovely Ma!! Nothing Like his parents... he's so cool as well!! and pretty....

Hope: Hm. Okay love, have a good time at school. Spend some time with that Peter boy, he seems sensible!

A Few Years Later

Sirius: Hello Mademoiselle Lupin, I-I hope Remus has said all good things about me, you really did do a good job of raising him. Ma'am. Sorry.

Hope: *Staring at him, then Remus, then him.*

Sirius: *Most nervous he has ever been.*

Hope: Oh come here dear, come try some of my biscuits I just got them out the oven. Remus says you like peppermint yes? Good good, now, tell me alllll about what my little Remrem has said about me. Ah! I'll show you the photo album!!-

Remus: *Abandoned in the doorway* What....just happened.

James would definitely go “AWWWWW”, super obnoxiously whenever wolfstar are doing smthn vaguely domestic.

Like he sees Sirius folding Remus’ clothes, or Remus making Sirius a plate of food or the two of them leaning against each other on the train and acts like it’s the most wholesome thing he’s seen in his life.

who gives a fuck if the marauders fandom has straight ships 😭😭 the fandom is still queer and wont lose its queerness because more people like bartylily or whatever holy shit

On the rare days when remus wakes up before sirius (they're attuned to getting out of bed at the same time), remus will be making casual conversation with james and peter while leaning against the kitchen counter and sipping his (horrendously sweet) tea.

cut to just 15 minutes later, a disgruntled sirius stepping out of the bedroom, all messy bed hair, half shut eyes and pouty lips as he rubs at one of his eyes while slowly makes his way to the kitchen.

remus immediately perking up as his eyes follow his boyfriend and then softening completely when sirius doesn't say a word, and js cuddles into remus's chest. the two standing there embracing each other for a moment before sirius murmurs a soft "you left me."

and remus chuckling as he reasons that they have places to be while sirius grumbles and rumbles sleepily before, finally, he turns his head up to place his chin on remus's chest. sirius bats his lashes and pouts "come back to bed with me."

remus biting back a smile and telling him they barely have 2 hours to get ready and sirius pouting more because "im only asking for a single hour."

remus going down like a fucking puddle as sirius smirks smugly at him, before promptly grabbing his hand and dragging remus back to bed. james and peter shooting remus "you fucking loser" looks before wolf whistling and telling them to use protection.

remus groans as sirius snickers.

just wolfstar being domestic and losers for each other, thank you :DDD

@darknesswrappedinfallcolors in honor of you because i cant open disc rn ToT </3 @wistarria and u too bestie, some fluff to make up for ze angst :3333

Sirius Black with his perfectly clear porcelain skin, long black lashes, straight nose, red lips, and luscious curly black locks x Remus Lupin who's too tall and too lanky, with all sorts of scar - scratches, burns, acne, with a crooked nose, jagged teeth, shaggy untamed hair and Sirius WORSHIPS this man who is ugly in every facet of society but to Sirius is the most gorgeous person in the world because Remus has this loud wolfish laugh, the biggest full-toothed smile, the warmest hugs, and the sweetest kisses

sirius finds remus’s ugly big-ass reading glasses so hot he refuses to let him take them off during sex

To all the people migrating from Wattpad to Ao3… It is not the author’s fault that you ate the dead dove. Stop reporting fics that you personally do not like.

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew