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I keep thinking about how cuckoos are so much bigger than the birds whose nests they lay their eggs in. I can't recall where I would have read this, but in some part that has to be about the bird parents' instinct to feed the strongest baby the most. Like even if they could suspect that there is something off about this one singular baby, who eats as much as a whole nest of babies, and is mysteriously the only one in the nest, that is still a big, strong, beautiful baby. Having some clouded contemplations of "if feeding my beautiful huge baby is wrong, I don't want to be right", immediately pushed down to whatever they have for a birdy little subconsciousness.

What if changelings work the same way? Needing so much more care than a normal child, but being so compelling that doting on this little creature is impossible to resist? A child that is so much more sweet and perfect than any human child ever could be, easily possessing every human virtue - so thoughtful and kind, polite and well-mannered, that you hardly even notice that three other kids went missing at some point.

Pushing down suspicions that this impossibly perfect child isn't human, that it isn't yours, because you don't want to think about that. Refusing to contemplate that your sweet beautiful baby is going to do the same thing to someone else as their parents did to you. Someone else's children will be gone, replaced by just one, a perfect one, too perfect to be human. But you don't think about things like that because that's your baby.

Au where Danny is one of the bat kids (other than damian) twin. Not clone, birth twin.

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Tin Drake: So you're my Twin?
Danny Fenton: Apparently. Look. Just sign this to ensure I can't be dragged into any of your rich fruitloop bullshit and we can chat sometimes if you really want. I have a family and I've heard about your adopted dad's and families tendencies.
Tim [offended]: tendencies?
Danny: the creepy similar looking child collection? The stalking of potential romantic partners til you run them off? The connection to the batman and potential romantic relationships there? No thanks. I don't want any of that drama.
Plus the whole press issue. Fuck no.
Tim [several realizations happening][signing the papers]: of course. I'd like to get to know you though?...
Danny [turning to leave]: I'll consider it.
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sometimes I consider trying to do the social media thing and get "popular" and then stuff like the wattpad exodus happens and all the popular people get slammed by trolls and I remember just how nice my quiet little corner of the internet is

no, tumblr, I'm good

don't do this to me

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

romance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up

greatest hits:

- You started out as a bet/challenge to see if I could successfully wrangle the infamous Problem Child but oh whoops I got attached!

- You are my kind, bright-eyed protegé who would never do so much as rip a tag off a mattress. anyway I am going to acquaint you with Criminal Activity

- I showed you genuine kindness and it was maybe the first time you’d ever experienced it and accidentally ended up becoming more of a parent to you than your “real” blood family ever was. Uh. Do you want to play catch in the park or

- I will gladly take any punishment meant for you. I would go to the ends of the earth to protect you, even if it meant I had to die in the process. I would do it a thousand times over, and I wouldn’t regret any of it.

- I taught you how to fight, and now through some circumstance or another, I’m forced to engage you in life-or-death combat without holding back.

- I put you through training from hell to make you the person you are today, for “your own good”, and now you’ve realized that you can hit back. And you can hit hard.

- I have made you into something greater than yourself - but you are changing from how I have designed you, and this is something I cannot allow.

- I taught you everything you know, and it was the greatest mistake I’ve ever made.

- I will make you just like me - by force, if necessary.

for committing the thought crime of empathy now that genocide has been effectively normalized by those in power

got humiliated publicly by a woman asking him mildly hard questions

-lost 650 billion dollars and is no longer a trillionaire

-movie he said would be a woke disaster is loved by everyone

So now he’s crashing out over Anne Hathaway saying trans people are human beings

She's being so big and brave.

The long awaited sequel.

It turns out the True Riddle was "How do you build a child's confidence?"

As the New Sphynx grew, so did her love for those who were paitent, thoughtful, and kind. She began accepting a diversity of answers to her riddles, and would let a traveler pass if they could explain their reasoning without becoming rude or aggressive.

So did her hatred for the unkind, the selfish, and the self important. Even if they gave the right answer, she'd eat them anyway as not to make Her People Suffer Fools.

Its not the way her momma did it, but that doesn't stop Granny Sphynx from beaming with pride.

It turns out the True

Riddle was “How do you build

a child’s confidence?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

The Repulsive Lemon cares not for the genders of man.

“it’s also good to learn that life isn’t fair!” i don’t WANT children to accept unreasonable discipline from adults!! i don’t WANT children to expect the adults in their lives to punish at random and ignore their explanations!! the world isn’t fair but we could sure work to make it fairer