SADISM AND SHITPOSTS

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

"oh man im kinda hungry enough for a snack but not enough for a full meal. lemme check my pantry and see if theres something small for me to eat"

the reliable animal cracker:

What kind of animal crackers are you eating??

Im so hungry

[trying not to vaguepost] sometimes a post on my dashboard says something i dont agree with

"I wanna play two games" - SAWS

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

How it feels to walk to the bathroom while drunk at a restaurant

anticipation

how it feels to Wait

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

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