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dragon-in-a-fez

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

a-wild-embubble

Two of my niblings (10 and 7) self-censor like this in real life during actual conversations. I tried briefly to explain to the 10-year-old that they didn't have to do that in real life after they said "unalive" out loud in casual conversation, and they just said they preferred to. On the one hand, I'm sad to see them unconsciously and fully without awareness succumbing to the panopticon. On the other... this post.

dragon-in-a-fez

it's not unprecedented in the evolution of languages to see euphemisms adopted as synonyms or even supplanting earlier terms. lots of people say "passed away" even in situations where there would be no particular social cost to saying "died".

for a particularly strong version of this kind of replacement: the word "bear" comes from a proto-Germanic word meaning "brown one" because there was a taboo against saying the animal's actual name. the taboo is gone but it was so strong in the past that we have no record of what the proto-Germanic word for "bear" even was.

maybe in 300 years the word "die" will be archaic and kids will dig it out of an etymology textbook and start using it because "unalive" is getting censored.

luggifer4

die has actually already undergone this process. die originally meant "flow" (i guess it's like you're flowing out of life or something? or maybe your life is flowing out of you idk). it was (probably) loaned from old norse to displace the now obsolete "swelt". and yes, that is the root word of "sweltering"

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garaks-padded-bra

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

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I had to take him into the utility room with me while i was finding duct tape to close off the bottom of the fireplace as well, so he wouldnt despawn when i was gone, and WHEN I PUT HIM DOWN TO GET THE DUCT TAPE, HE MANAGED TO NUTTY PUTTY CAVE HIMSELF IN ANOTHER CRANNY I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. AND AS I PULLED HIM OUT BY THE ASS HE CRIED LIKE A HUMAN BABY. do NOT make me feel bad for saving your dust bunny spelunking ass you SICKO

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He had me doing this shit 3 times today

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he is SICK of it

wizardarchetypes
wizardarchetypes

so when i got my e-bike it couldn't be delivered to me for some reason it got stuck at a random package warehouse 90% of the way on its route to me. so i had to go on this arduous, like genuinely awful journey to get it that took like 8 hours by bus in the end. anyway then i got it and the bus driver was like "you cant bring a package that big on the bus" and i was like SO fair so the bus left and i opened the bike there at the bus stop and assembled it completely in the hour between the buses. i had to rip every single bit of the huge box it came in and all the inside packaging to BITS. to literally SHREDS. to fit in a little public trashcan because i had no other option. then when the next bus came i put it all on the bike rack and took the bus yay.

so anyway today i was back at that very bus stop with my bike

and i looked at my bike and for a moment felt like it was some sort of animal like maybe a dog and i thought absurdly awww, this is where you were born!

flamewyrmz
menaathena

Hey, just in case nobody's ever told you, you can just live with your friends. I don't mean as a temporary roommate situation until you get a better job or a romantic partner; you can do it forever if you want to. Like, I know my view is a little scewed here because I'm aroace, but you can't convince me that most people's lives wouldn't be vastly improved by living with a tight-knit group of people that all love and care about and support each other. You don't have to live alone! You don't have to live alone with your partner either! If the only thing stopping you is societal convention, then fuck it!! Break free of your chains!!! Do whatever you want forever!!!!

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womenintheirwebs

sometimes i’ll read a post that’s abt the politics of desirability. fat-phobia, colorism, ableism particularly and without fail…a light skinnned person or a skinny person or an able bodied person will hop on and obfuscate the point. and basically say “this is made up. you sound bitter. you’re just jealous and i’m actually the victim.”

and not even notice the cognitive dissonance of like acknowledging that they benefit from being seen as desirable while claiming victimization by the mean “ugly” people. like the suggestion that fat people or dark skin people or disabled people are bitter and jealous of you is an admission that you understand that there are politics of desirability. pack it up, girl!