Master of the Backhand Path

 Apparently the current administration went to the Tom Cruise School of Saving Money.


Douche+bags

I'm a happy little princess 

Fuck yo Youtube Dance Party. I've got enough pissed off Gnomes dancing on my brain right now to make a Bollywood film.

I will never understand why I get Myspace adds from people like this.


It must be the same freaky thing that leads nuns to write guys in prison.

Rhapsody has the entire collection of Eddie Izzard's tours.

addaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddaddadd........

 The man who loves Smooth Jazz has become tired of Life.

1. Booze is bad.
2. Bewbies
3. Gas masks: I make that shit work
5. There is no #4

Um......whoops

 This is what I'm going to see on Halloween


Paramount Theater


You should go

 Hey big boy, how about a little fillibuster in this stall here and......




Oops, my bad. Talk Like a Republican Senator Day is next week.

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Um, yarr.