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the more that happens the more i realize i have no idea whats happening.
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does anyone have a google wave invite?
lol.
37 ways you’d be better off as a bum.
1. You don’t pay taxes on any money you collect
2. You don’t have a mortgage
3. You don’t have a boss
4. You can never get fired
5. You have zero debt
6. You can pick up and move anytime you want
7. You don’t have a car payment
8. You don’t get stuck in traffic jams
9. You’ll never break down on the motorway
10. You don’t have to pay bills
11. Or remember to pay bills
12. You don’t care about your credit report
13. You don’t get harassing calls from collection agencies
14. You don’t get calls…period
15. You don’t have to deal with junk mail
16. You don’t have to wake up to an annoying alarm
17. You don’t have to do laundry
18. You don’t get criticized for bad fashion choices
19. You don’t have email to check (Well, apart from PayPal dude)
20. You don’t have to wait three hours in security at the airport
21. You don’t have to attend parties with people you hate
22. You don’t have to fix yet another paper jam
23. You never have to sit through an ad featuring Billy Mays
24. You don’t have to vacuum
25. Or spring clean
26. Or scrub the toilet
27. You don’t get bothered by cell-phone salesmen in malls
28. You don’t care about identity theft
29. You don't give a crap about reality shows (you're living one every day)
30. Going to jail for the night means a warm bed and a meal
31. You've (probably) never heard of Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian
32. Newspapers are actually handy; and you can read them too
33. You don't care if gas hits $4 a gallon
34. Sell-by dates are your friend
35. Every cent is valuable to you; spare change is an oxymoron
36. Hair salons are a joke
37. You can say you're free...and mean it
1. You don’t pay taxes on any money you collect
2. You don’t have a mortgage
3. You don’t have a boss
4. You can never get fired
5. You have zero debt
6. You can pick up and move anytime you want
7. You don’t have a car payment
8. You don’t get stuck in traffic jams
9. You’ll never break down on the motorway
10. You don’t have to pay bills
11. Or remember to pay bills
12. You don’t care about your credit report
13. You don’t get harassing calls from collection agencies
14. You don’t get calls…period
15. You don’t have to deal with junk mail
16. You don’t have to wake up to an annoying alarm
17. You don’t have to do laundry
18. You don’t get criticized for bad fashion choices
19. You don’t have email to check (Well, apart from PayPal dude)
20. You don’t have to wait three hours in security at the airport
21. You don’t have to attend parties with people you hate
22. You don’t have to fix yet another paper jam
23. You never have to sit through an ad featuring Billy Mays
24. You don’t have to vacuum
25. Or spring clean
26. Or scrub the toilet
27. You don’t get bothered by cell-phone salesmen in malls
28. You don’t care about identity theft
29. You don't give a crap about reality shows (you're living one every day)
30. Going to jail for the night means a warm bed and a meal
31. You've (probably) never heard of Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian
32. Newspapers are actually handy; and you can read them too
33. You don't care if gas hits $4 a gallon
34. Sell-by dates are your friend
35. Every cent is valuable to you; spare change is an oxymoron
36. Hair salons are a joke
37. You can say you're free...and mean it
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If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.
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im going to switch livejournals pretty soon, comment if you want to be added.
doesnt matter if we never talk.