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I want to tell the world this, but I have work people on my Facebook so I can't do it there.

But like, yadda yadda yadda now that I've moved, I log into my work computer remotely, but today was super busy for Mother's Day, so this one girl kept using my computer, and I could see what she was doing.

A) She tried to google the Dollar Tree, but first spelled it Daller.

B) At one point, she was taking an order for someone, and googled "What month is March?" I assumed it was a typo? Or like, maybe there was like a flower for the month of March and she wanted to know what it was? But then no. Of course not. The next thing she did was enter the customer's credit card expiration date. Which was in March. 03. March.

I WEEP FOR THE FUTURE!!

Is anyone still here?

GUESS WHAT LIVEJOURNAL. I'M ABOUT TO UPDATE YOU SO HARD.

Get ready.

So. Yadda yadda yadda I found this website that was a todo list thing, and it said it had a feature where you put in how much time you had, and it'd tell you what to do and when to do it.

I had made a spreadsheet a while back that basically did that, and I wanted to see how this compared, but then I found out you had to have a fancyaccount to do that, and it cost $14.95 (a year? i dunno. whatever.)

And THEN I started thinking, like. What if I fancied up my spreadsheet, and then sold it on etsy?

I also made a spreadsheet to track what I do all day, and then make piecharts showing the breakdown of how much time I spend doing what, and also graph my productivity over time. I was thinking like, I could combine them, and make them look nice and be more intuitive or whatever. And maybe add some kinda variable stuff so that people could customize it a little...

What do you guys think? Would you consider buying something like that? Even if you didn't know me? What if it was 99 cents? Am I gonna get rich? Quick?

PS - this band is good and you should give them money: http://www.pledgemusic.com/artists…

That is all.

I don't think I've ever wanted to quit my job more than I do right now.

Just sayin.

I just typed an entry and got so bored that I couldn't even go on. So maybe now's not the time. But it's not the time to do work either, so you get this:



I happened upon this (old) picture today, and immediately thought "Ohhhhhh. So THAT'S why people sometimes assume I'm European."

Right?


OK. Time to track particles for hours on end. Good luck, eyeballs!

I am bored and non-motivated and have nothing better to do with my time, apparently. So here is a compendium of my "awesomely ratty" (as one hobo once called it) hair.



















I don't know/care whether ^this one^ counts.




You're welcome!

I just added a bookmark for the movies that they show on United flights. So that I can base my flight schedule on also seeing movies for free.

I will make a looooong post soon about my recent weeks and trips and whatnots. Get excited, because my tales are AMAZING. But anyways, I just wanted to take a minute to note the fact that I am, yet again, jealous of my own life.

Tonight I have been inspired!

Tonight I sent out an email for my absolute dream job. It's kinda weird, and it was the only email address I could find, and I got a stock response back. But it included a phone number. Imma call tomorrow.

Mark my words. I will make this happen.

I don't wanna jinx anything by putting out too much information beforehand. I'll just say that I have NEVER in my life been so excited about the idea of a job, and I also think that I am the most qualified person IN THE WORLD for it.

OK. Here's a teeeeny clue:

"BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!"