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Publicity Stunt (a crack fic with a commercial)


Title: Publicity Stunt
Author: Sarah B. Leonard
Fandom: NCIS 
Characters: Gibbs, DiNozzo, McGee, Ziva ... as time goes by, Gibbs/DiNozzo 
Rating: adult for suggestive images 
Wordcount: 1,400 or so
Spoilers: don't think so 
Warning:  LOL, PWP, no food or drink in the vicinity, please. 
Summary:  Tony discovers what could be a plot. 
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Authors notes:   Shameless PWP that I may or may not expect to add to as time goes by, already partially perused, suggested to and LOLed at by the lovely lady [info]xanthelj . 

PUBLICITY STUNT
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Clap Your Hands


Title:   Clap Your Hands
Rating:  R
Category:  Humor.
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Summary:  DiNozzo has an odd request. 
Spoilers:  None
Disclaimer:
These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

Warnings: Adult spanking and a headslap
Other:
    I am trying to write a serious fanfic but my muse wouldn't let me.  She came up with this idea and forced me to type it.  Maybe now she will let me back to the other one.  Can't say for certain though...

Clap Your Hands
DiNozzo Twilight Ani *By Me*

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...Hey Y'all! I was chatting with a friend the other day, discussing possibilities for future NCIS episodes, and I came up with this fic that she helped to inspire (Thanks, Kate! ;) Hehe)! This is only Chapter One... Hope you all enjoy! Happy Thanksgiving!


Title: "Inheritance: Chapter One"
Author: abe16kidbosco
Word Count: 849
Summary: A family member spontaneously shows up at NCIS Headquarters to make an unexpected delivery.
Author's Notes: I am Tony DiNozzo's keeper. *Gets headslapped* Huh? Was I dreaming again? ...Okay, fine- NCIS and Tony DiNozzo don't belong to me, and I do not own the rights to them sadly. ;) I just like playing with them. ;) ...All ideas belong to abe16kidbosco @ stokesfanficz, so please don't plagerize! This fic was inspired by the one and only KATE! You're the best, girl! :) ...Oh yeah, and this is completely un-beta'd. :)


(...Inheritance: Chapter One...)
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    "Don't Wanna Be Torn" -Miley Cyrus
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The Who of Head-Slaps (no, not the band...)

Of course, we all know that Gibbs is the original giver of head-slaps- usually with Tony as his target- but here (as far as I know) are some other head-slap facts:

-Tony has yelled at both Kate and Ziva for head-slapping him (he told Kate only Gibbs could do it)
-Kate never got head-slapped, and Ziva only has a couple times. Abby has only been threatened with them.
-While Tony gets smacked most often, McGee seems to get them from everyone (Gibbs, Tony, Kate, even Abby)
-Ducky has never head-slapped anyone, although he has mentioned that he 'understands' why Gibbs does it (I can't remember now whether he meant Tony, Palmer or both)
-Tony seems to be the only one who 'passes them on'- Gibbs head-slaps him, and he smacks McGee.

So, questions? Comments? Any facts I missed?
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Fic: 12 slaps for Christmas; SA3466996; PG-13

Title:  12 slaps for Christmas
Author:  SA3466996
Rating:  PG-13
Category:  Humour, general
Genre:  Gen
Pairing:  None
Character(s):  Gibbs, DiNozzo, Abby, Team (Exaggerated characters, OOC)
Summary:  Abby gets festive, the team back her up... Gibbs gets wound up.  Poor Tony.  A song, a slap, and a slice of silliness.  Set in Season 5 around Christmas.
Spoilers:  None
Warnings:  None
Disclaimer:  NCIS characters belong to Bellisario, CBS and Paramount.  No copyright infringement intended.
A/N:  Basically a headslap story.  Just for fun.  Originally posted Dec 08 on ff.net

Chapter 1 - Preparation
Chapter 2 - Gibbs goes first
Chapter 3 - Having fun
Chapter 4 - Tim vs Tony
Chapter 5 - Consequences
Gibbs DiNozzo Bone Yard

Fic - Four penguins and a crime scene; SA3466996; Rating PG-13


Title:  Four Penguins and a crime scene
Author: SA3466996
Rating:  PG-13, T
Category:  Humour, General
Genre:  Gen
Pairing:  None
Character(s):  Gibbs/ DiNozzo/ Team
Summary:  It's Gibbs's third ex-wife's wedding anniversary.  Throw in a dead petty officer, a smug McGee, an over-confident DiNozzo and four penguins - trouble ahead?  You bet there is.  Set post Weekend Duty but stand-alone really.
Spoilers:  None
Warning:  None
Disclaimer:  NCIS characters belong to Bellisario, CBS and Paramount.  No copyright infringement intended.
Beta(s):  Will.
Cross posted at:  [info]ncisfanfic and [info]ncis_gen

Four penguins and a crime scene