Heh. The Sunderland Echo ROCKS. Its the best paper ever. On Saturday, we get a story about Nissan workers having to piss in buckets because they don't have time for toilet breaks. Yesterday, there's a hilarious piece about the Chief Officer of the Tyne & Wear Fire Brigade stealing £4.60 worth of doorstops from B&Q in Sunderland. There were some classic quotes, such as one from a police spokesman stating that "The theft involved doorstops to the value of £4.60" ... LMFAO! Also the best one, IMO, was from a B&Q spokesman saying "I can confirm that somebody did steal some doorstops. There was an incident."

LMFAO!

But today ... today we get this:

A PARTYING pensioner who fell and broke her hip after falling when leaving a city nightspot today slammed door staff who she claims told her she was "too drunk and too old" to be out clubbing..

*snigger* It's not funny, but...dude. Haaaaa. It is!