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Mack

@naturesnewdisease

He/They I don't post much
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personsonable-deactivated201908
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

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personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

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amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

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thegingerbalrog

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

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a-wondering-thought-deactivated

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

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fantasylover4538

…well what the fuck is this

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kingofkaumidy2

Art.

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

This is why I love tumblr

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

Good Boy

"This is all you're good for. Do you know that?” 

You lean back, reaching behind you to place your hands on Frederick’s chest to support yourself. You feel his ribcage expand under your hands with each breath he takes and the dampness of sweat that leaks through his thin, night shirt. He always got so sweaty and it certainly didn’t help with it being blazingly hot outside in the summer, even when the sun has set. 

You straighten your back and look down at his face between your thighs, lapping at your slick cunt. His dark hair clung to his face, getting in front of his eyes, but he didn't bother releasing his hold on your thighs or to dare stop. Frederick sighs with pleasure as he swiftly breaks away from your leaky hole to give attention back to your swollen clit. You smile down at him, rolling your hips just a little.

“I don’t know why I- mmfhm, d-don’t put your mouth to work more often. This is far more useful than anything you could say to me.”

Frederick groans into your cunt while his tongue licks over your clit, switching to swirling around in little circles too. It makes your hips jerk involuntarily and your thighs tremble, but you don’t want to be done yet. Your left hand leaves his chest to grasp at his hair and he only moans when you tug it without a worry of his comfort. The sharp stinging sends throbs of pleasure to his cock, but that means nothing in comparison to serving you right now. It meant nothing compared to the floaty feeling beginning to spread in his mind and down his body- it was one of the only true times he’s ever felt relaxed.

You’re such a good boy, Freddy..” You trail off, swallowing the spit collecting in your mouth.

“When you want to be.” You add, chuckling softly at the end before a moan replaces it.

Frederick glances up, desperate to see if he was really being good to please you, but he can’t keep eye contact for long at all with another tug to his hair. His eyes squeeze shut and he releases your clit from his lips, nuzzling it with the tip of his nose as his tongue laps just underneath. Your hips start rolling faster, grinding against his nose in just the most delightful way that sends hot shocks of pleasure to your insides. 

Fuck, fuck-” You start, choking out a loud moan as your orgasm ripples through you.

Your juices coat his nose and lips, flooding his senses with you and only you. The sweet smell of your cunt had his cock leaking precum through his boxers, but even after riding your orgasm out, you don’t shoo his hands away or get off. You just pant, catching your breath between your words.

“Did- Did you think we were done? Oh, no, no.. You’re getting me off twice before I even consider touching you.”

You do give him relief though, lifting your weight off of him and grasping the bed’s headboard for support instead. You hunch over and tug his mouth off of your cunt to make him look at you properly. His eyes seem glazed over, focused and obsessed. Even with your shadow blocking the light, you can see your wetness glisten on his face.

“I felt you when you groped me, you filthy fucking mutt. ‘Heard you grunting and getting off.. You really thought I was asleep.”

Woah woah woah woah I'm drooling