amanda's very black soul,
anthony's authority(!), anthony/pansy: the pseudo-otp,
anyone but fudge '96,
blatant sexual tension, cho's emotional stability,
congregating flamingos,
diagon alley, draco's various pointy appendages, eddie carmichael: blackmarket fiend, eloise's perfectly symmetrical nose, ernie's junior detective degree, everything dean thomas,
fred's finland-shaped scar,
george's very nice handwriting, ginny's aversion to silence, hannah's inherent awesome, hermione's fits of capslock,
hogsmeade,
hogwarts, justin's hostile kitchen takeovers, katie's ill-aimed cleaning charms, lavender's unreasonably glossy hair, lisa's general geekery, luna's sock inventory,
mad relatives,
manic midnight murder mystery, michael's failing romantic quests, millicent's impressive right hook,
nattering,
nattering network,
natternet, neville's the anti-clueless,
nott stalking, padma's unceasing individuality, pansy's illicit thesaurus affairs, parvati's extensive cosmetic knowledge, ron the royal,
scheming hufflepuffs, seamus's (lack of) pyromania, susan's extreme feminism, terry: natter talent consultant, that girl with the gob,
that potter kid,
the nattering network, wayne's post-mortem obsession,
weasley quarrels,
weasleys' wizard wheezes,
zacharias's morse code fluency