How my room on Preservation genuinely looks when I 'don't miss my mutual administrative assistant'
Alt color version and the frankly more readable linework sketch under the cut
“We are so, so sorry. If there are any damages— oh for fuck’s sake, Peri, you opened fire?”
SecUnit put in, “Yes, with its giant fucking rail cannons. Excuse me, its debris deflection system.”
SecUnit is still bitter (chp. 1)
Following Protocol by Astral_Insanity (AO3)
The Murderbot Diaries – General – Martyn/Seth, ART/Murderbot
#Fluff #Fluff and Humor #ART and MB are friends and lovers AND a secret third thing #Seth thinks ART's feelings of rapport are unrequited #Little does he know their administrative assistance is MUTUAL #Seth POV #wyd when your spaceship brings home a corporate death machine #and makes big sad eyes at you #Iris is a nosy but supportive older sister #who likes watching ART get in trouble #as siblings do #Seth doesn't get enough credit for having dealt with ART and Iris for so long #ART BABY PICTURES NOT CLICKBAIT (kinda)
Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
«Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad-»
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
