Umino Iruka

Swim practices start soon! It's been safe enough to let Naruto go back to school, and he'll be preoccupied with swim and dive as a healthy extracurricular after school to keep him away from drugs, alchohol, and Ibiki. I think Shizune will be coming by sometime~ Aaah, life is good.

(And maybe a shopping trip. Shopping trip would be good. Shizune says my wardrobe is drabby. Can't find women in drabby clothing.)

Okay, time for today's workout! Off to the gym and pool I go! *changes and flashes a marvelous set of washboard abs worthy of any man's envy* (Must not become flabby. Can't find women in flabby body.)



... Uhh, since when did Naruto get on the soccer team?

... Alright, did someone not realize that pot was not meant to be hidden in swimming pools? By the way, whoever it was, your bag had a hole in it. Yeah. Thanks. Now I have a strung up dolphin in my waters! (Do not ask me how that works.)

I didn't have to clean out anything before this. Oh well, time to work for my paycheck.

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You and I need to have a word about recent events involving one of our athletic teams and STRIPPING A STUDENT DOWN TO HER UNDERWEAR. *still red*

This is urgent. I'll even pay for the sake.