[It's Ultimate Training Time for one myrmidon/swordmaster in Mayfield.
Today, it's balance that's being trained. Standing a 2x4 piece of wood straight up, Guy hops up and balances on top of it on one foot. Despite any previous act of clumsiness, he seems to pull this one off fairly well.
Until a wasp flies by and plants its stinger right in his outstretched hand.]
Ow!
[He jerks his hand and, oh no, the wood starts going each and every way!]
Wh-Wh-Whoa! Help it stand straight Mother Eaaarth-!
[Oh god, Guy is falling.
DO YOU CATCH HIM or just laugh at his bit of clumsiness here?]
A. [Returning to his tent outside after a long shower, Guy stumbles in his yard and stops. Yes, he seems to be having quite a bit of trouble. With his hair. Walking and braiding his hair at the same time can be difficult, okay? He's focused on doing it by feel behind his head and his tongue is poking out of his mouth thoughtfully. Oh gosh, this might take a while. Help?]
B. [Guy can use the telephone too!]
I would like to thank those who helped with setting up the prom so...I did the only thing I thought was appropriate! There is some food and drink at my house which I would like to share in an outdoor meal. A picnic! Feel free to stop by my house at anytime but to those who worked towards making the prom work, I must ask that you do come by and receive my thanks. Ah, everyone else is invited to have some too.
Oh, the address is 5725 Cunningham!
C. [Yes, Guy spent every available drop of money he had to make this work. Chips, sandwiches, even freshly cooked steak over an open fire. He went a little overboard there but it's what he's used too. Guy is frantically running back and forth, making sure everything is proper and shooing away any bugs that may be trying to invade. The drinks are safe though! HAVE AT IT.]
It was all too much for Guy who was used to the wide open plains, loose clothing, and a sword in hand.
He burst out the front door of his house and went running down the oddly colored road. Problem was, he didn't have a head band to hold up his hair. His vision was obscured by his dark green bangs and obscured means he can't see you.
If you're a girl, you've suddenly got the face of a teenager buried in your chest and possibly knocking you over. If you're a guy, I hope your body can handle this Guy crashing headlong into you.]
