My Dad is a Goober

why did I have to end up with parents that don't clean the house? Seriously; it's not that hard to keep a house clean. But they don't even make an effort. Our house is less than 10 years old, but it's a garbage pit. I can't stand it anymore; it feels too small. Every time I come home from college for something I remember WHY I don't want to stay here again this summer. My dad can't be bothered to get off his fat ass to take the trash out. Dont' let the trash pile up and then wonder why I don't want to live here anymore. >:( I wouldn't even WANT to have any friends over; I'd be too embarassed. Gawd knows I have enough of my own crap to worry about with school and everything; I shouldn't have to scrub the house when I come home too. And besides that, they're always yelling, the phone never shuts up, and I can't sleep properly through the night because mom gets up for work at like 4 and wakes me up most of the time. It's chaos!!!

Above all of the things that my dad does...he's british and doesn't have an accent. He ruined being british with that!

Anywho, about an hour ago he looked at our napkin holder(a little box), which was empty, then looked at me, then asked me if I had filled up the napkins yesterday.

*sigh

he puts his shoes on to walk to the restroom.

SO, i know why my dad's company wants to get rid of him. HE NEVER WORKS! He has even said that he lets paper work sit b/c he knows the next people it goes to are behind! WTF? that is sooo not logical! Then he sends like 800 Forwards home a day... how would he have time to read all those if he worked? (and yes he reads every one of them before sending it).. ALSO he reads CNN.com all day. AAAND... he designs houses at work! OK.. he works for the SPACE PROGRAM as a paper pusher! (was an engineer but he got stupid so he was demoted.. but still gets the same $$) He "plays on excel" all the time, and brought home blue-prints for house ideas today. I can't picture him working AT ALL... gah... he never does anything he's supposed to. not at work. not here. NOWHERE! agh.. SUCH a bum!!


and yes that WAS a long rant. but i didn't make you read it! XP

-Jenn

My father feels the need to eat everything in the house. and this is not exaggeration.

he eats the bread that my mom and brother like BEFORE his own, in order to get rid of the "gross stuff".. >_< he's so bloody dense. we tell him. DAD. we have that for MOM AND JOSHUA.. eat what you like!

THEN.. he keeps eating MY LUNCH MEAT! which is "GROSS" to him!!!! O_O WHAT?!?! he just almost finished off my lunch meat.. but mom stopped him by distracting him with other food and he said "it's better than this"... what the bloody hell? And it's not cheap meat either... in fact it is a very expensive rotissere turkey... and he f****** eats it b/c it's Gross??? NOOOO..


ok.. yes... i am very angry right now

very

O_o

he doesn't shut-up!

he's like the friggin energizer bunny... of annoying conversation O_O AHHHHH


*rocks back & forth in a corner* *mumble* just one more year.. just one more year... just one more year... just one more....

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yeah... blah. he drives like a maniac. i swear, he's gonna get in an accident one of these days and get me killed.. and i'll be SO PISSED when he does. crawl outta my grave to kick his fat bumm. that punk. gah. i HATE it when he drives. i have to cling to the car for my dear life! he speeds, doesn't slow for turns... HUGS the left side, and slams on his brakes at the last friggin second! it's especially worse b/c he does this friggin head bobble thing like he's some sort of turkey and like he's not looking at the road! the other day he went off the highway and was like "oh, my bad. i wasn't looking." AHHHHHH!!! people just don't DO THAT! AHHHHH!


*glare* grrrrrrrrrrrr

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apparently my dad's idea of waking me up is partially opening/closing the garage door (which I am DIRECTLY above) OVER & OVER & OVER.... and slamming the front door shut REPEATEDLY (b/c he's too much of a dumbass to know how to close a door)... at FIVE A.M.


o_o

so yeah. now i'll be in a bad mood all day.

thank you father.

Goober is saying it lighty what my father is. And, although I live with him, and torate him, I really don't like him. Not anymore anyways.

-Lily-

screw saying my dad is a goober.

my dad is, plain and simple, a fucker.

k
thx
bye

my father and i have never gotten along. im 20 and he thinks he can tell me when to come home at night, how i can do my hair (as in colore...he doesnt) and that i cant get a tattoo....if i get a tattoo i have to pack my bags.
grrr

-tara-