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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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punkrorschach

rapid fire things i learned about my boyfriend this morning.

  • he has never seen disney's the little mermaid
  • he thought the song Poor Unfortunate Souls was from phantom of the opera
  • he has never seen phantom of the opera
  • he thought disney made phantom of the opera
  • he thought phantom of the opera was animated
  • "i couldve sworn i saw an animated hunchback"
  • ...wait do you mean the hunchback of notre dame
  • he thought phantom of the opera was the hunchback of notre dame
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tahthetrickster

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

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sluttynurse

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

windsweptinred

Time to roll out the Andrew Marr quote again...

"If you put away social media and you walk out into the streets and you look at real people, three-dimensional people, they mostly smile back at you. If you look around you- you see perfectly decent, ordinary people getting on with their lives and inclined, by and large, to rather like each other, that is the real us. Let us not be fooled."