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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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just-sans-things

babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

elderslightlyevil

Its actually babyvenom. Do you know nothing about babies?

just-sans-things

hey buddy figured id give you a heads up i found two bigass birds and paid them 10 bucks each to swoop down when you aren't paying attention and grab one of your arms each and pull as hard as they can to rip you in twain midair. so id start investing in ankle weights or something because you're gonna need em

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