mum_ra

Theodore was devastated that the rum ration had been abolished so he decided to visit the pub instead of running away to sea.

Have been a very busy bunny getting ready for Christmas, so despite rumour I am not dead. Will post something better when I have more time

yesterday was a day of highs and very lows. My team at B&Q gave me a bottle of wine and a box of choccys for my birthday. Then the bloody tailess rodent spilt the win all over my jigsaw ruining it, the wine and the board. The team at Tesco gave me a card saying happy 60th birthday grrrr. Pa has ordered me a peplacement jigsaw, but I would rather nail the cat to the board, after I have cut it into the relevant shaped pieces. Pa bought me the latest Terry Pratchett book, which I will read when I have finished my current Agatha Christie

Today I made the Christmas cake and now the whole house smells yummy. I am sooo hungry can somebody peel me a grape

Went to a meeting today to discuss the proposed job changes. " Structured For Success " Thats slimy speak for job losses. Yes they can regrade your job, cut your pay and offer no redundancy, you have to leave and then claim constructive dismissal. I am seriously pissed off.

I am a bad person I have bought The Day After Tomorrow and Fahrenheit 9/11 on DVD. I have watched Fahrenheit 9/11 and am saving the other one for tomorrow when I have the day off from Tesco. The cake I bought in Marks and Spencer is really yummy. I am a fat bloater.

I am having a lazy day until I start work at Tescos at five, but I have fed the washing machine and dishwasher and made a cake to take to Hils tomorrow. I need to get a life.

Have just eaten an horrendous amount of curry and rice and am now washing it down with beer. I hope I can stay awake to watch University Challenge, but it is not looking hopeful. I have a day off tomorrow from B&Q, but am working at Tescos. Need sleep, also must do the ironing. Ho hum no end of work for Mum - Ra

Have been spending money, bought a new duvet cover and pillow cases, it doesn't take much to make me happy. Am looking forward to bedtime. I know I am sad and I need to get out more. Am working the weekend so no Friday feeling, but then no Monday morning feeling either.

Have just got in after a long day at work, am tired cold and hungry. Have food in the microwave (minced beef hotpot ) then just need a warm bed and a pussy cat to cuddle or failing that the stupid arsed dog.