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04 ┊ Darius Vogel –3rd–

3rd anniversary story archive event 𝜗𝜚 cw — mentions of mortality, spoilers for darius' main story.

I hope you forgive yourself for the ways you coped when you were hurting.

I hope you forgive

yourself for the ways you coped

when you were hurting.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Knowing your country’s folklore comes in handy more often than you’d think.

It’s not that long ago my mom was talking about some Danish period drama she had been watching where at some point a woman kills her newborn baby she had out of wedlock so as not to be ostracized because the father abandoned her and my mom went “Tha poor baby and that poor women but what were women like her supposed to do? What a horrible time”

And I could helpfully add “That’s why we have mylings in Scandinavian folklore. They’re the ghosts of babies that were left in nature to die for this exact reason and it happened so often people believed that if you saw one there would be more nearby and they would crowd you until you got crushed under their weight” (should be noted we use the word genganger which means “those who walk again” and can be used for anything from ghosts to zombies to vampires to anything that was dead and came back hence why they can be ghosts that crush you. The lines are very blurred)

The horrified look on her face really added something to the conversation.

So if you split open a giant peach and there’s a magic baby inside that you are then forced to raise do you still eat the peach or would that be too awkward

anyway the right answer is to give it to whoever the nursing parent is, if there is one. what goes around comes around. magic milk

Nobody’s nursing in this scenario. The baby appeared out of a peach.

... I'm, slightly baffled by the implication that somehow coming out of a peach would make the baby not need to be nursed. Unless you imply t-

POST CANCELLED I FORGOT HOW HUMAN BIOLOGY WORKS.

Now you’re getting it.

I'm not sure what they got that I'm missing... Wouldn't the peach baby need to feed?

A human being generally does not produce milk if they have not recently given birth

If the baby doesnt need to be nursed, then surely the best thing to do is puree the peach and feed it to the baby?

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

#he does really good backflips

oh okay that clears it up. thanks

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I love wasting my babymaking years! I love contributing to low birth rates! countdown to menopause! #fruitlesswomb

Hello, I'm really tired of science. I go to a place far from a place where I live 6 kilos back and 6 kilos back on foot. I wake up at 5 am and go in the darkness of the night and horror to get to the workplace at the right time. All this is for my children. If one of you has children, he will know that he can do anything for them. The other reason is that I am unable to rely on your donations because it leaves donations to intensify and sometimes slow down very much, which makes me unable to rest when donations arrive. Please intensify your donations. I want to rest a little from the pressure of war and life.😔💔For your information, I am also responsible for my mother, whose husband was martyred, and she has no one left but me.💔🕯️

My grandmother just had incision-less brain surgery (using an MRI to guide ultrasound rays), and in 90 minutes they mostly cured the tremor that's been stopping her from writing, playing music, or doing any of her other hobbies for the past 20 years (and has often made eating and drinking a royal pain).

I know so much is hard and scary right now. But we also live in a time of some astonishing, miraculous things.