No Static at All

 Tired of the same old ponytail?  Try this.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.   Ewww.

Five telltale signs of poor plastic surgery.  Hey, I earned these wrinkles!

Should your dog sleep in your bed?  Only if you want to get fleas.

How to reopen a piercing.   Nice to know.

Men travel with teddy bears.    Awww, how sweet. :)

Having a bad hair day?  I always have a bad hair day.

$18K Martini  No thanks, I'll have a milk punch.

Required "reading" for college freshmen   I much preferred "Instant Insanity"

40 Things You Should Know About Sex

What to Do with Instant Espresso

Security Problems Seen in Egyptian Museums

I'm looking to design a custom layout for this LJ. I'd like to have a NOLA/French Quarter skyline picture, and customize the journal. Anyone know how I can lay this out?

Help?

Thanks.

I'm boycotting BP now because of the oil spill. The boycott seems to be working, as many BP station owners are either closing or switching to other brands.

I'd be named for one of my favorite songs: "Agent Double-o-Soul".

 Changes at The Price is Right.

 Talk show to replace As The World Turns this fall.   Let's see how successful this will be. 

 Am I the only one who prefers Vegas to Atlantic City for Miss America?  I just got slammed on Facebook about it. Although AC is full of tradition, and where Miss A. was founded, Vegas is much easier for me to get to, and there's much more to do besides hang out at the casinos.  Still, I hear AC is a dump.  Oh, well. C'est la vie. (OK, I won't say it.)