shane and his future kids are gonna have so much fun playing Put All The Toys In A Line together
In order to understand Shane Hollander you have to understand he kept hooking up with Ilya BECAUSE he thought his feelings were not reciprocated. He kept it going specifically because he was sure he would not have to deal with actually being in a relationship with a guy which would require him to actually come to terms with his sexuality.
Its why the moment he realizes there is a chance his feelings are reciprocated on tuna melt day he flees.

it’s like i always say: fuck
personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud
me and the gals talking about fictional men's cocks on tumblr dot com
some tender hollanov and trorris doodles from the last few weeks 💗
i’m reading the long game (no spoilers pls) and i obviously keep hearing in the fandom about this mysterious boxing day fight, right?
well i just woke up from a crazy dream where ig i was finally reading / watching it, and The Boxing Day Fight™ ended up being a crazy action sequence with evil villains where shane got burned really badly all over his body, and then put into like a goofy metal robot casing and was now a cyborg. and he was making his way home freaking out, preparing to tell ilya that he is now unfortunately a cyborg robot man.
sooooooo odds on me predicting the storyline correctly??
my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room
me when my disability actually disabilities me for a minute
shane + waiting and being so normal about it
dear god he is so me
controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement



