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Should I create a hatememe so that all the people with an excess amount sand in their vagina can tell me how mean and stupid and ghey I am y/y

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Almost heaven, west Virginia
Blue ridge mountains Shenandoah riva'
- Life be old dere Olda' dan de trees
Yunga' dan de mountains
Growin' likes some breeze

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

All mah' memo'ies gadered round her
Miners beeotch, stranga' ta blue booze
Dark an' dusty, painted on de sky
Misty taste uh moonshine
Teardrops in mah' eye

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

I hear ha' voice In de mo'nin' hour she calls me
De transista' reminds me uh muh ma fuckin crib far away
And drivin' waaay down de road ah' git some feelin'
Dat ah' should gots been crib yesterday, yesterday

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

Snatch me crib, now honkey roads
Snatch me crib, now honkey roads... in the hood

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

Snatch me crib, now honkey roads
Snatch me crib, now honkey roads...

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♦ I JUST POPPED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY ARM AND IT REALLY REALLY HURTS!!!!! ♣ I JUST POPPED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY ARM AND IT REALLY REALLY HURTS!!!!!

And now for some ~*~ LiMeRiCKs ~*~

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

I had me a wench from East Broint
Who bade me her skin to anoint
The girl had arthritis
And so I decided
She wouldn't mind one more stiff joint.

There once was a fellow named Frisk,
Whose stroke was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action,
That the Lorenz contraction,
Reduced his tool to a disk!

I recently just started my period for the first time at the age of 60. I bought a pack of Tampax and was dissatisfied with the product. Should I send the used tampon back and ask for a refund?

Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that my most favoritest psychotic pagan and misunderstood genius, nebris is suffering from the rare psychotic disorder known as Fregoli Syndrome.

I quote from wikipedia:

Fregoli syndrome is a rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that different people are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise. The syndrome may be related to a brain lesion and is often of a paranoid nature with the delusional person believing that he or she is being persecuted by the person he or she believes to be in disguise.

The condition is named after the Italian actor Leopoldo Fregoli who was renowned for his ability to make quick changes of appearance during his stage act.

It was first reported in a paper by P. Courbon and G. Fail in 1927 (Syndrome d'illusion de Frégoli et schizophrénie). They discussed the case study of a 27-year-old woman who believed she was being persecuted by two actors whom she often went to see at the theatre. She believed that these people "pursued her closely, taking the form of people she knows or meets".

I pride myself on being a compassionate soul and nebris' affliction makes me a sad panda.

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME U KNOW THAT?

I FUCKIN' BUST MY ASS FUR U GUYZ AND ALL I GET IS, "UR SPOOKY."

WHADDYA FINKZ DIS IS ALL ABOUT?

U FINKZ DIS IS A FUCKIN COSTUME? DIS IS A WAY OF LYFE!!

SHE KEEPZ MOET ET CHANDON N PRITEE CABINET
LET EM EET CAEK SHE SEZ, JUS LIEK MARIE ANTOINETTE
A BUILT-N REMEDY 4 KHRUSHCHEV AN KENNEDY
AT ANYTIEM AN INVITASHUN U CANT DECLINE

CAVIAR AN CIGARETTEZ
WELL VERSD IN ETIQUETTE
EXTRAORDINARILY NICE