Damien's Place

Well then, I believe this will be my last post ever. Since I am no longer lonely, I am not as angry....so I bid you all ados, and adont's.I put this "Physique" hair shaping wax in my hair. it's supposed to last fo 20 hours and I washed it 4 times normally, once more with vinegar ( burnt the hell outta my eyes), and once more with dish soap. It's still there. I think I'll go kill someone and eat them to absorb the power of their hair now. So anyway, no more posts as far as I know (I posted this one for you love). SO farewell, au revoir, adios, cheerio, and did I say farewell, au revoir, adios, and cheerio yet? Anyway, I part with these words "Haisai Ojisan", me not much, just gettin in touch with reality........With this I jump on my horse and ride in to the sunset to a whistled tune.

See you, space cowboy...

Damn it,I wish I could pull something magical from my ass and cram it into my ears so my brain gets it and I can write it down, but I can't. You ever had one of those days,12 to be precise, where you're just so lazified you don't wanna write anything?Wow! Me too! We have something in common. Of course I will have to cut off your head and take your power now, 'cause there can be only one. That's right, I am immortal, and I demand you obey me before I go Vicious on your ass.Anyway I'm kinda annoyed and stuff cause nobody reads these but me.Venting just ain't justified unless it sparks an emotion from somebody else.So I think this may be my last post before I start something more productive, like population control. As your new king I shall oppress, distress, and suppress, I must confess.

Got up from my bed with a pain in my head, as i tried to remember what my best friend said.
"Don't drink too much, and if you do remember-don't touch your head."
"Drugs can be a rush, but remember what happened to dumbass Fred."
Fred took some E, it made him feel free. Only problem was he didn't know he had to pee.
"Fred began to dance all over the place, and didn't feel the urine and he peed on someone's face."
"The guy didn't like human waist, so he knocked him to the ground and he beat him with a mace!"
So what's the message of this oh so rockin story? It doesn't matter cause...yeah...so...uh.....just ROCK ON!!!!!
*Guitar Squeals and Drums Roll and Speakers Explode*
Yeah, just thought I'd drop some rockin shit down today. SO BAM!


Idea Of The Day: Fruit Punch and Sugar Cookies _-The stuff I used to eat inthe primary grades-_

Don't drink that Mountain Dew 180 energy drink cause if you do you'll have to urinate 180 times on 180 people and pay each of them 180 dollars. This is true. Send this around 180 times to 180 friends or you'll be one of the victims of urination. IMPORTANT: If you have a urine fetish, this doesn't apply to you, so go get help.
Think i'm lying? Well, if you don't post a comment to this you can expect heavy rain comin' your way, yellow heavy rain.
Anyway I got some new socks and some undershirts, andI gotta get new glasses. I think I'm gonna get some Harry Potter ones ;). Fan fiction, here I come.

This morning when I woke to my alarm the most unusual thing happened, I felt great. It was like making love to 7 women all speaking different languages and welcoming me to this most glorious morning. As I arose from bed i heard the words "Bonjour Francois!" "Hola Rico!" "Vilkommen Damien...Der ichst bilder Counterstrike(no i don't know German.)? and much more....but as all things good come to an end, thus did this. I died (apparently I OD'd on model glue). I journeyed upward to the fluffy clouds and bare-bottomed cherubs, and walked to the pearly gate, only to be greeted by Alfy. I said to myself "Damn, the man was right.." ahhh....yes....you wonder what Alfy said do you? Patience my unexpected children. Alfy told me this "I smuggled some E and got St. Peters high, so listen well, because I used my good shit." He told me "Turn back Damien,cause heaven is gay--drug free style....you will return to Earth and throw a hard core rave in my memory." So I said "ok". Thus i am here my friends, and when I get de-lazified i shall get some money and throw the phattest rave in the world...Alfy style. Anyway, I hope someone reads this because I was thinkin it up and got a razor cut under my bottom lip by not payin attention to what I was sayin

Well i have nothing to post, just here to let you or yous know i'm alive and still kickin.....ass that is.

"Brown, 70, was charged with criminal domestic violence and was to remain jailed until a bond hearing Thursday morning, Aiken County sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank said.

Investigators say Brown shoved his wife during an argument in a bedroom at the couple's home in Beech Island, 70 miles southwest of Columbia.

Tomi Rae Brown, 33, had scratches and bruises to her right arm and hip and was taken to a hospital, Frank said.

Brown served a 2 1/2-year prison term after a 1988 arrest on drug and assault charges and was convicted of a drug-related offense in 1998. He was granted a state pardon in May."--- http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/01/28/…

Now I just gotta say What the Fuck?!!! You can't keep Mr.Brown down bitches, he's to funky for y'all! I was watchin VH1 one time and they were like "One time James Brown came home to his party drunk with a shotgun and started screamin obscenities and stuff about people using his bathroom." Damn motherfuckin straight. A man's bathroom is his own, and even though James Brown is the godfather of soul...let's just put it this way-"Some people got some shit that's so funky, not even James Brown can stand it." All I gotta say is it's cool to party and keep it real, but when you take it to a man's bathroom...you just askin for trouble.

"Were you high on something sir?"-Newscaster "I was high on god."-James Brown


Here's a definition to add to your shit, because UrbanDictionary doesn't have the mangina to handle deeznuts---

**Damien**

Being a pimp or at any time of your life proclaiming yourself "pimptastic".

homeboy-"Holy shit man, eight hoes in one night?! All on your jock at the same time?! You put them in a coma?!!! Damn you're a pimper pimp than 50 cent!" you-"No,I'm Damien."

That's it for this shit, stay tuned for
the next topic on "Damien"-
*Hos and the pimps who slap them*

Wow, my grand opening, and no one but me here to celebrate. I know, i can go bash those fucks that smashed my mailbox. Word on the street is that the Sonora High baseball team enjoys the intelligent activity of defacing government property between 1:00am and 3:00am.Well, one day karma's gonna kick them in the ass and send the car their daddy gave them off the fuckin bridge. I'll go to their funeral all mafia style with my bat and be like "Here's one for the road you fuck!"
Anyway, I guess I'm trying to say: "You deface my property and I'll deface your stupid ass." On a lighter note my b-day's next month and I'm gonna get so wasted i'll make Ted Kennedy look like he's been sober all his life!

Today's idea: Viagra and Coffee- "For those nights you AND your little buddy can't stay up."